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Jim Woods
Three Star Member
Number of posts : 171
Registration date : 2008-06-07
| | Subject: Only in the South Tue Aug 26, 2008 3:15 pm | |
| This news just in:
All of the Wal-Marts across Alabama sold out of
ammunition as of yesterday. A reliable source said that one of the
purchasers commented that while Russia may have invaded Georgia, they
sure as hell ain't doin' it to Alabama.
How about it, Phil?
Jim Woods
www.ultrasw.com/jwoods |
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zadaconnaway
Five Star Member
Number of posts : 4017
Registration date : 2008-01-16
Age : 76
Location : Washington, USA
| | Subject: Re: Only in the South Tue Aug 26, 2008 3:45 pm | |
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Phil Whitley
Four Star Member
Number of posts : 907
Registration date : 2008-04-01
Age : 81
Location : Riverdale, GA
| | Subject: Re: Only in the South Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:06 pm | |
| Our local Wal-Mart sold out last month here in Georgia, but the
Russkies must have known. They never set foot in my county—and we were
ready fer `em.
When the store-bought cartridges run out, I still have 5 pounds of
black powder and about 20 pounds of 50 cal minie balls for my St Lewis
Hawken. |
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Pam
Five Star Member
Number of posts : 1790
Registration date : 2008-02-01
Age : 58
Location : Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
| | Subject: Re: Only in the South Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:40 pm | |
|  Hilarious, you folks, freakin' hilarious! |
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Betty Fasig
Five Star Member
Number of posts : 4334
Registration date : 2008-06-12
Age : 81
Location : Duette, Florida
| | Subject: Re: Only in the South Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:52 pm | |
| Dear Phil,
There is no need for the Navajo code in the south. I remember coming from Arizona and trying to get gas and directions in Mizipi. That was nothing compared to being lost in Luzana. What nice smiles they all had though! It rained to beat the band!
Love,
Betty |
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zadaconnaway
Five Star Member
Number of posts : 4017
Registration date : 2008-01-16
Age : 76
Location : Washington, USA
| | Subject: Re: Only in the South Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:36 pm | |
| Betty, I found the folks who live in the south to be very grand, even if they do talk kinda funny! And you sure are right about the smiles, too. |
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Malcolm
Five Star Member
Number of posts : 1504
Registration date : 2008-01-11
Location : Georgia
| | Subject: Re: Only in the South Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:12 pm | |
| Sources in Atlanta claimed they saw Sherman's ghost. Otherwise, the whole "invasion thing" was the result of too many people drinking Ripple at one time.
Malcolm+ |
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Phil Whitley
Four Star Member
Number of posts : 907
Registration date : 2008-04-01
Age : 81
Location : Riverdale, GA
| | Subject: Re: Only in the South Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:56 pm | |
| Sherman's dead? Our prez, Jeff Davis, will be glad to hear that!
And it wasn't Ripple. When the Georgia Corn runs out we usually go with
the Boone's Farm Apple. It's got a screw-on lid and here lately July
was a very good month. |
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Abe F. March
Five Star Member
Number of posts : 10768
Registration date : 2008-01-26
Age : 85
Location : Germany
| | Subject: Re: Only in the South Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:58 pm | |
| Take a Black or a White Russian. Don't fight it, just sip it. |
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Malcolm
Five Star Member
Number of posts : 1504
Registration date : 2008-01-11
Location : Georgia
| | Subject: Re: Only in the South Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:02 am | |
| Good idea, Abe. Both drinks go just fine with slaw dogs and grits.
Malcolm |
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