Brenda (not the one we all know)

Brenda

What gender is Brenda?
Is she a pretender?
Is she really a girl?
She is good at dancing,
jumping and prancing
she also plays soccer quite well.

Her face is quite sweet
her dress sense is neat.
She applies make up with expert precision.
It’s just that she leaves the toilet seat up
that gives me good cause for suspicion.

What Gender is Brenda?
She is a pretender of that I‘m really quite sure.
When asked what she likes
Flowers or Bikes
She replies with a masculine roar

Harley and Honda
I’m really quite fond o
the noise that they make on the street.
When I was a boy
it brought me great joy
to sit on a motor bike seat........oops I gave it away didn’t I ?

Brenda the genda benda.