Is it wrong?

Alice...the Wizard gave him a certificate.

When I was a young lad Alice, I used to walk to school with my lunch pail. A bully boy use to jump out of the bush every day, and take my lunch.
I told my grandfather. he gave me three rabbit turds, and whispered into my ear.
The next day the bully and two of his friends blocked my path.
'Give me your lunch kid," he demanded.
"I don't have a lunch," I replied. "But, I have three smart pills," and held them out.
"Smart pills?" questioned the bully. "I've never heard of smart pills."
"Just take one of these," I smiled, "and they will make you smart. Two will make you smarter. Three will make you as smart as Super Man."
The bully took the smart pills. Chewed all three at once."These," he frowned, "Taste like rabbit shit."
"See," I replied, 'you're getting smarter already."

zadaconnaway wrote:

It's about time you stepped in, Pam. Nice to see you back even if it must be brief! I know your time is short and your plate is overflowing.

Zada, it's always so good to see you! Thanks for your kind note!

Alice,
But the scarecrow always had a brain!

Domenic,
I love that story!

I don't think one gender is any smarter than another. It is just that we excel in different areas.