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Phil Whitley Four Star Member
Number of posts : 907 Registration date : 2008-04-01 Age : 81 Location : Riverdale, GA
| Subject: Stolen Boats, Red Wasps and Potted Meat Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:45 pm | |
| It was the best of times, it was the worst of times… no … that’s already taken … but it sure does work for this one.
Let’s see …What about, It was a really good weekend, until it turned really ugly?
My brother and I, along with three friends were finally going on that much-anticipated, planned-on-it-all-week-long camping trip to Lake Delano in the Franklin D. Roosevelt State Park.
We had our sleeping bags (or old itchy Army blankets), food and drinks and our fishing tackle. As usual, we brought an iron skillet, a pound of lard, and a bag of cornmeal to fry up all those fish we were going to catch. From previous experience of having nothing to eat but creekwater cornbread, we also had our usual emergency cuisine... Vienna sausages, sardines, Spam, Pork n’Beans, the ever-present Spanish Rice and that danged Potted Meat.
We fished all afternoon. Not a nibble. After all the worms had made the ultimate sacrifice-by-drowning, we tried every bait we could hunter-gather; grasshoppers, crickets and grubs all joined the worms in bait heaven.
Not a nibble, and now it was getting dark, and boring, and we were getting hungry. On the way back to our campsite (which was the big shelter with the fireplace that now rents for a gazillion dollars), one of us said, “If we had a boat we could get out to the deep water where the fish are.”
At that moment the devil seed was planted. Since we didn’t have a boat, it seemed moot to even respond, so no one said anything … but that thought burrowed in and began its evil plan.
With still a possibility of catching fish the next day, we decided to save the cornmeal for a real emergency. Out comes the various canned delicacies. The Spanish rice (with chopped up Vienna sausages) on Saltines, cooked in an iron skillet over an open fire was nearly enough to satisfy us all. But then I saw that can of potted meat. There were some crackers left so I stuck that little tab of metal into the key (remember those?) and began twisting. About three-quarters around the can, it broke off. Rather than try to re-attach the key, I figured since it was almost all the way around, I could just grab the lid and pull it off the rest of the way.
Big mistake.
The greasy juice had spilled onto my hands, and... I’m not sure what happened exactly, but somehow my fingers slipped and the top of the can cut the ends off of three fingers.
There must be something in potted meat juice akin to hornet venom. I had never experienced pain like that, and on top of that I was bleeding profusely. All the Bandaids we had brought finally got that under control; but I spent the rest of the night with my arm upraised and my fingers throbbing with every heartbeat.
The next morning, we walked around the lake to the little office and behold! There were the boats, but they were all chained up …except for one, and it had a paddle in it! The office was closed for the weekend, and no one else was on the lake… and that Devil Seed germinated.
We climbed in and paddled out to deeper water and fished. And fished some more. Not a nibble. Finally we just paddled around the lake, goofing off and looking and sounding like a boatload of teen-aged tourists.
At the far end of the lake, across from the dam, about twenty feet off-shore, was a small island made up from maybe two small trees and various bushes. The boat drifted into the overhanging brush, so my brother took the paddle to push us away. Unbeknownst to us, Red Wasps had built one of the biggest nests I have ever seen beneath the very bush we were under, and they weren’t receiving company. They boiled off that nest in a cloud like Kamikazes. I think I was the first stung, but the others were soon to gain that experience—all except my brother. The rest of us abandoned ship and swam to shore.
My brother remained in the boat, paddle upraised and swatting. You could hear those wasps hitting the paddle, yet he remained unstung. I later heard that wasps will attack the highest point of its victim, and they were after that upraised paddle, or it may have been just blind luck. I don’t remember if we stayed another night to enjoy some of that good ol’ Delano-water cornbread. |
| | | zadaconnaway Five Star Member
Number of posts : 4017 Registration date : 2008-01-16 Age : 76 Location : Washington, USA
| Subject: Re: Stolen Boats, Red Wasps and Potted Meat Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:06 am | |
| Oh Brew, that is yet another wonderful tale of adventure. You must have had a great youth and lots of extra lives to go with it. Red wasps? never heard of them before now--guess I get to google again! |
| | | Abe F. March Five Star Member
Number of posts : 10768 Registration date : 2008-01-26 Age : 85 Location : Germany
| Subject: Re: Stolen Boats, Red Wasps and Potted Meat Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:04 am | |
| Brew, I think you would have enjoyed being a friend of Huckelberry Finn and Tom Sawyer. |
| | | Dick Stodghill Five Star Member
Number of posts : 3795 Registration date : 2008-05-04 Age : 98 Location : Akron, Ohio
| Subject: Re: Stolen Boats, Red Wasps and Potted Meat Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:41 am | |
| That'll teach you to eat potted meat! |
| | | alj Five Star Member
Number of posts : 9633 Registration date : 2008-12-05 Age : 80 Location : San Antonio
| Subject: Re: Stolen Boats, Red Wasps and Potted Meat Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:27 am | |
| Brew, I read your work and think of my brothers as they were growing up. Life had a much simpler quality then than it does today. Your writing really captures it. Ann |
| | | Phil Whitley Four Star Member
Number of posts : 907 Registration date : 2008-04-01 Age : 81 Location : Riverdale, GA
| Subject: Re: Stolen Boats, Red Wasps and Potted Meat Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:20 am | |
| Zada, what we call Red Wasps are the largest of the wasps and have the most painful stings - only surpassed by the hornet. I googled them and what they show doesn't seem to be the same one.
Abe, you're right about Tom and Huck. I would have gladly floated down the Mississippi with them!
Dick, every time I see a can of potted meat now, my fingers throb.
Ann, thanks! I began writing down these little vignettes of my childhood for my daughter (who was born when I turned 50) so she would know something of what life was like in a gentler time... and it gives me the opportunity to practice my writing, which needs all the help it can get. |
| | | Shelagh Admin
Number of posts : 12662 Registration date : 2008-01-11 Location : UK
| Subject: Re: Stolen Boats, Red Wasps and Potted Meat Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:13 pm | |
| Is this one, Brew? http://bugguide.net/node/view/1712 |
| | | Phil Whitley Four Star Member
Number of posts : 907 Registration date : 2008-04-01 Age : 81 Location : Riverdale, GA
| Subject: Re: Stolen Boats, Red Wasps and Potted Meat Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:27 pm | |
| Sure looks like the one, Shelagh. But the site I found said that they weren't agressive. The ones we dreaded would attack in swarms.
We got `em back though. Their grubs make the best bream bait you could get. The danger lay with getting them off the nest, which was carried whole to the creek bank.
That photo gives me the shivers!
One of my favorite summer jobs was when I worked as a deep woods surveyor's assistant. I have been stung by everything that has a stinger, and can recite the pain level by type.
From least to worst:
Biting gnats Deer flies, horseflies Honeybees Yellow Jackets Guinea Wasps Common wasps Wild honey bees (Black, and nest underground) Bumblebees (with the yellow head) Red Wasps Hornets |
| | | Shelagh Admin
Number of posts : 12662 Registration date : 2008-01-11 Location : UK
| Subject: Re: Stolen Boats, Red Wasps and Potted Meat Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:43 pm | |
| "Like many Paper Wasp species, Red Wasps are typically docile, but will become aggressive when provoked or when the nest is disturbed. Anecdotal evidence suggests that Red Wasp stings feel more painful than stings from other Paper Wasp species." http://www.whyistheanswer.com/red_wasp/ |
| | | Phil Whitley Four Star Member
Number of posts : 907 Registration date : 2008-04-01 Age : 81 Location : Riverdale, GA
| Subject: Re: Stolen Boats, Red Wasps and Potted Meat Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:40 pm | |
| That's the one then. The pain part gave it away. I wonder if its because they're so large they simply deliver more venom, or is the venom different?
The location of the sting has a lot to do with it too. Once I was stung behind my earlobe, very close to those glands beneath the jawline. That one took me out of service for a couple of days. |
| | | Shelagh Admin
Number of posts : 12662 Registration date : 2008-01-11 Location : UK
| Subject: Re: Stolen Boats, Red Wasps and Potted Meat Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:56 pm | |
| Didn't take the sting out of the tale then? |
| | | Phil Whitley Four Star Member
Number of posts : 907 Registration date : 2008-04-01 Age : 81 Location : Riverdale, GA
| Subject: Re: Stolen Boats, Red Wasps and Potted Meat Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:37 pm | |
| Uhhhh... what? Tale/tail? I miss out on so much... |
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