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Malcolm
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A group of 40-year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner.

Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the
Gausthof zum Lowen restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and nice breasts.

10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also.

10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again they
discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free.

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the
restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an
elevator.

10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because that would be a great idea because they have never been there before.
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Abe F. March
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Love it Malcolm. There is a Gasthof zum Lowen around here somewhere. Just don't remember if the waitress's breasts hung low or if it was the blouses.
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A tad bit sexist if you ask me.
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Malcolm
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More than a tad, Alice, but I must confess I smiled at it when I got to the last lines.

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Unless you were already in your 70s or 80s, Malcolm.

I've been to restaurants where they have special tables with signs that say, ROMEOS, meaning "Retired old men eating out." Soon the men arrive laughing and greeting each other. And they don't wait ten years between visits. I think it is almost every day. They share their lives and pictures of their grandchildren and funny stories.

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That's fabulous Malcolm! Reunion Humor Stolen From Chelle Cordero's Blog Icon_lol
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