A slew of blonde jokes

Subject: A slew of blonde jokes Fri Aug 10, 2012 6:19 am

I haven't heard these:

A friend told the blonde, "Christmas is on a Friday this year...."

The blonde then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."

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Two blondes find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.

One asked, "What if one explodes before we get there?"

The other says, "We'll lie and say we only found two."

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A blond is in the bathroom and her husband shouts, "Did you find the shampoo?"

She says, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do...it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."

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A blonde goes to the vet with her goldfish.

"I think it's got epilepsy," she tells the vet.

The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me."

The blonde says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet!"

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A blonde spies a letter lying on her doormat.

It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND"

She spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

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A blonde was driving home, drunk as a skunk.

Suddenly she has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.

A cop car pulls her over, so she tells the cop about all the trees in the road.

The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!"

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A blonde's dog goes missing and she is frantic.

Her husband says, "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"

She does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.

"What did you put in the paper?" her husband asks.

"Here boy!" she replies.

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A blond is in jail. A guard looks in her cell and sees her hanging by her feet.

"What the hell you doing?" he asks.

"Hanging myself," the blond replies.

"It should be around your neck!" says the Guard.

"I know," she replies, "but I couldn't breathe."

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(Now this one actually makes sense...lol)

An Italian tourist asks a blonde, "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"

To which the blonde replies, "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

Subject: Re: A slew of blonde jokes Fri Aug 10, 2012 6:55 am

Good ones, Stephen. Perhaps that's why it is said that Blondes have more fun.

Subject: Re: A slew of blonde jokes Fri Aug 10, 2012 1:19 pm

Could be. lol

Subject: Re: A slew of blonde jokes Fri Aug 10, 2012 1:45 pm

Doesn't sound like fun to me!!

Subject: Re: A slew of blonde jokes Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:09 pm

I love the one about the ad in the paper A slew of blonde jokes 985239

... and the hand grenades! A slew of blonde jokes 964195

Subject: Re: A slew of blonde jokes Fri Aug 10, 2012 4:50 pm

Stephen wrote:

Quote :: I haven't heard these:

I wish I hadn't.

Ann

Subject: Re: A slew of blonde jokes Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:27 pm

I have two close friends who are natural blondes, one with two beautiful blond daughters. You may not understand, but they are very intelligent and have been harmed over the years by men who expected them to be dumb so they pretended and by the jokes.

My other friend, also natural blond, is also extremely intelligent and she had plenty of issues being respected in business meetings.

While the jokes are cute, jokes that poke fun a people for a trait with which they are born can be harmful, even dumb blond jokes.

I heard some funny jokes that didn't malign anybody, but I forgot them.

Subject: Re: A slew of blonde jokes Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:59 pm

Quote :: ...jokes that poke fun a people for a trait with which they are born can be harmful, even dumb blond jokes.

Having been a natural blonde for at least the first half of my life, I can vouch for what DK said, only I would put it, "especially blonde jokes."

Ann

Subject: Re: A slew of blonde jokes Fri Aug 10, 2012 6:21 pm

My netbook keys are sticking and messing up my typing. Sorry. I should edit the last post. At least the thought came through.

Why does 6 hate 7?

Because 7 8 9.

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