LOL
Wasn't Greece available?
A good friend of mine, and my brother, married a German woman while there in the Army and brought her home to the states. Black serviceman with German army bride--common profile.
We got tired of her always whining about how inferior the States was to German, but never said anything.
Until one night we were over there and my brother brought two kids he was sitting for his single mom neighbor. One of the gave our buddy some lip and Bruce whacked her bottom and told her to chill out. Which she did.
The German gal immediately glared at him and said, "In Germany we do not strike our children."
My brother said, "Yeah well in America we don't gas our Jews."
Last time either of spoke to her for a month, but it was worth the laugh.