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Abe F. March Five Star Member
Number of posts : 10768 Registration date : 2008-01-26 Age : 85 Location : Germany
| Subject: New Language? Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:33 pm | |
| (Thought I'd pass this along)
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. |
| | | Phil Whitley Four Star Member
Number of posts : 907 Registration date : 2008-04-01 Age : 81 Location : Riverdale, GA
| Subject: Re: New Language? Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:04 pm | |
| That is great, Abe! I was already thinking that it was beginning to sound like German before I got to the punch line. LOL
I always wondered why "phonetics" didn't begin with an "F" anyway. |
| | | alj Five Star Member
Number of posts : 9633 Registration date : 2008-12-05 Age : 80 Location : San Antonio
| Subject: Re: New Language? Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:01 am | |
| It isn't so unusual, I guess, since the English language derived from Old German. There are a couple of problems, though. Double consonants and silent "e"'s are important signs for pronunciation. They signal to us whether we should use short or long vowels. How would we distinguish between "cap" and "cape," for instance. Double consonants signal short vowels as in "latter" and "later." But it did mak me smil, tho. Ann |
| | | Dick Stodghill Five Star Member
Number of posts : 3795 Registration date : 2008-05-04 Age : 98 Location : Akron, Ohio
| Subject: Re: New Language? Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:52 am | |
| Very funny. One of life's great pleasures is listening to a heated argument between two Germans. I tried to learn a little German when I was there but failed miserably. That seems strange because so many words sound the same or very similar in English and German. On the other hand, there were times in England when I had no idea what someone was saying. Like the old saying, "If he was any more English he couldn't talk at all." |
| | | Shelagh Admin
Number of posts : 12662 Registration date : 2008-01-11 Location : UK
| Subject: Re: New Language? Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:06 am | |
| Ey up, Dick's in a pickle. |
| | | Abe F. March Five Star Member
Number of posts : 10768 Registration date : 2008-01-26 Age : 85 Location : Germany
| Subject: Re: New Language? Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:22 am | |
| Shelagh, that was sent to me by someone in the UK. I like Brit humor. |
| | | Shelagh Admin
Number of posts : 12662 Registration date : 2008-01-11 Location : UK
| Subject: Re: New Language? Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:27 am | |
| We have humour? Well hidden. |
| | | zadaconnaway Five Star Member
Number of posts : 4017 Registration date : 2008-01-16 Age : 76 Location : Washington, USA
| Subject: Re: New Language? Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:28 am | |
| The American English is full of oddities. Some words have been adopted from many other countries, and it raises confusion on spelling. I think your little post above is cute, Abe. I think some of it is still being asked about by students: double letters, ph for f, etc. Yes, English spoken in England can be difficult to understand if they have an accent from certain portions of the land, and speak in rapid fire. I tend to worry about texting taking over our language. It is cropping up in English classes. |
| | | alj Five Star Member
Number of posts : 9633 Registration date : 2008-12-05 Age : 80 Location : San Antonio
| Subject: Re: New Language? Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:33 am | |
| Zada wrote: - Quote :
- I tend to worry about texting taking over our language. It is cropping up in English classes.
It sure is. I had a student last night, who has been writing about his addiction to texting, and how his father "cured" him of it. We were going over his final draft, and I pointed out a word that had been spelled incorrectly. He looked at it, and said, "Oh, no! I'm still texting." Ann |
| | | Shelagh Admin
Number of posts : 12662 Registration date : 2008-01-11 Location : UK
| Subject: Re: New Language? Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:00 am | |
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| | | Dick Stodghill Five Star Member
Number of posts : 3795 Registration date : 2008-05-04 Age : 98 Location : Akron, Ohio
| Subject: Re: New Language? Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:08 pm | |
| - Shelagh wrote:
- We have humour? Well hidden.
Boy, you can say that again! |
| | | zadaconnaway Five Star Member
Number of posts : 4017 Registration date : 2008-01-16 Age : 76 Location : Washington, USA
| Subject: Re: New Language? Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:12 pm | |
| Dick, you need to see the picnic thread! On second thought, you might not want to go there. |
| | | Shelagh Admin
Number of posts : 12662 Registration date : 2008-01-11 Location : UK
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