This one is for Alice

A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. They keep saying "Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed. "But I do have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots to whom I have taught to pray and read the bible.
My parrots will then teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship."
So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking Parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and screams, "Put your Bible away Idiot, our prayers have been answered!!"

Love it! Love parrot jokes.

Thank you, Ahad, I am so honored.

Good one Ahad. I've always wondered about those rosary beads and you shed some light on it.

Here's one more for Alice (and everyone else):

"Bunny Wabbits"


A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp" Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"

She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."

Dat wath goot.

Ha! Very funny, Abdul.

Ahad,

Here is one for you.:

A doctor was testing three ltittle old ladies for dementia.
To the first lady he asked , "What is 3x3?"

"297" she snapped back.

The doctor looked dissappointed and redirected his question to the second litttle old lady.

"Friday," she reponded.

He asked the third little old lady what 3x3 was and brightened visibly when she answered, "9."

"How did you arrive at your answer?" he asked.

"It was easy," she replied, "I subtracted Friday from 297."

Alice, that was amazing

Alice wrote:

Ahad,

Here is one for you.:

A doctor was testing three ltittle old ladies for dementia.
To the first lady he asked , "What is 3x3?"

"297" she snapped back.

The doctor looked dissappointed and redirected his question to the second litttle old lady.

"Friday," she reponded.

He asked the third little old lady what 3x3 was and brightened visibly when she answered, "9."

"How did you arrive at your answer?" he asked.

"It was easy," she replied, "I subtracted Friday from 297."

That would be Friday the 27th.