Global Cooling

Prepare yourself for global cooling. It's warming, Jim, but not as we know it.


ICE AGE NOW

You've got to laugh, haven't you, Don?

God's got the weather on a computer!  The computer determines there must be global warming so it makes the adjustment.  Whoops, too far.   When it determines an area is behind in rain fall, it makes the adjustment, whoops...floods.

I've said it before, but it bears repearting...If the earth's climate remained constant, we would still have dinasours! (Besides me)

This is the response we get from the world (elephant) when we (lion) start claiming to be in charge:

The lion was proud of his mastery of the animal kingdom. One day he decided to make sure all the other animals knew he was king of the jungle. He was so confident that he bypassed the smaller animals and went straight to the bear.

"Who is the king of the jungle?" the lion asked.

"Why, of course, you are," the bear replied. The lion gave a mighty roar of approval.

Next he asked the tiger, "Who is the king of the jungle?"

The tiger quickly responded, "Everyone knows that YOU are, oh mighty lion."

Next on the list was the elephant. "Who is the king of the jungle?" the lion asked.

The elephant immediately grabbed the lion with his trunk, whirled him around in the air five or six times and slammed him into a tree. Then he pounded him onto the ground several times, dunked him under water in a nearby lake and finally dumped him out on the shore.

The lion — beaten, bruised and battered — struggled to his feet.

"Look," he told the elephant, "just because you don't know the answer is no reason to get upset."

Thanks, I needed that!