9/10/2009
Hi Everyone...
What is the best joke...
you ever heard ...I'll go
first... I really don't remember who told me this joke.
A Congressman dies and goes to heaven, St. Peter is on
duty and he says: " I've never handled a congressman
before and I can't bother God, he's busy. Tell you what
I'll send you to Hell for 24 hours , then when you come
back I'll send you to heaven, then you can decide where
you want to go. The congressman thought for a moment
and said: " Okay, send me to hell for 24 hours. He steps
into an elevator and in a split second the doors open and
he's in hell. He see's all his political friends dressed to the
nines, the gents in tux's and the ladies in evening clothes
dripping with diamonds. There's a huge buffet with filet
mignon, caviar, champagne. The Devil is dancing up a
storm, everyone is laughing and having a good time . When
his 24 hours are up, he see's St. Peter and he says: " Okay,
now I'm going to send you to heaven. He gets in the elevator
and in a split second he's in heaven floating on a soft downy
cloud. Every cloud that passes him has someone playing a
sweet musical instrument. 24 hours later he's back in front of
St. Peter: " We'll have you decided , asks St. Peter." The
congressman thinks for a moment, then answers him: " I never
thought I'd say this, but I want to go to hell." St. Peter looks
puzzled and says: " Are you sure ?" The cogressman says.
" Yes, I'm sure." He gets on the elevator and in a split second
the doors open, he stares in shock. All his friends are dressed
in rags, picking up garbage that's falling from above. He goes
over to the devil and asks him: " What happened ? Yesterday
everyone was dressed to the nines and there was a huge buffet
of fine food ?" The devil turns and asnwers: " Yesterday they
were campainging, today the public voted...
Cheers..Joe...