| | Chihuahua joke from Mexico | |
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lin Five Star Member
Number of posts : 2753 Registration date : 2008-03-20 Location : Mexico
| Subject: Chihuahua joke from Mexico Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:21 pm | |
| So there's this really cute poodle in heat and being chased down the alley by three avid males, a boxer, a Labrador and a little Chihuahua.
She end up at a blind end and turns to face the panting swains, who immediately start fighting over her.
"Hey!" she barks. "Listen!"
They stop in mid-snarl and look at her. She says, "Instead of chewing each other up, how about I give you a little test and whoever passes gets lucky and the others can go find their own date, okay.
The dogs, always agreeable nod and she says, "Okay, here's the test: whoever can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in the best sentence wins. Wanna start off their, boxer-boy?"
The boxer wrinkles his brow awhile, then says, "I like to eat liver and cheese."
"Really great," the poodle says, rolling her eyes, "How about you, big boy?"
The lab shakes his head a minute then says, "I like liver, but hate cheese."
"Oh, MUCH better. Okay, lil Mexican hairless, how about you?"
The Chihuahua steps up to her, turns to face the other males and says, in purest street "spanglish" accent, "Liver alone, cheese mine." |
| | | Pam Five Star Member
Number of posts : 1790 Registration date : 2008-02-01 Age : 58 Location : Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
| Subject: Re: Chihuahua joke from Mexico Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:12 pm | |
| I love that one Lin -- my seester has a chihuahua and made me a fan! |
| | | Abe F. March Five Star Member
Number of posts : 10768 Registration date : 2008-01-26 Age : 85 Location : Germany
| Subject: Re: Chihuahua joke from Mexico Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:30 pm | |
| Lin, I like it. I love things with a play on words. |
| | | thehairymob Four Star Member
Number of posts : 890 Registration date : 2008-05-05 Age : 56 Location : Scotland
| Subject: Re: Chihuahua joke from Mexico Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:37 am | |
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| | | zadaconnaway Five Star Member
Number of posts : 4017 Registration date : 2008-01-16 Age : 76 Location : Washington, USA
| Subject: Re: Chihuahua joke from Mexico Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:41 pm | |
| That's great lin. Do you know the one that ends "that's nacho cheese'? That ruins the joke for those of us here, but maybe someone wants to pass it on. |
| | | lin Five Star Member
Number of posts : 2753 Registration date : 2008-03-20 Location : Mexico
| Subject: Re: Chihuahua joke from Mexico Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:17 pm | |
| I can't remember it exactly, but improvise it sometimes.
The one I like is the Mexican Soul Food restaurant Nacho Mama
And the Japanese./Jewish restaurant Sosumi |
| | | zadaconnaway Five Star Member
Number of posts : 4017 Registration date : 2008-01-16 Age : 76 Location : Washington, USA
| Subject: Re: Chihuahua joke from Mexico Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:18 pm | |
| Those are good ones, too. Most folks for get the punch line, I forget the durned joke!! Yup, twisted. That's me |
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