Purrfect, David!
I actually have a whole menagerie of pet hates. They seem to cross breed. And although these are the only pets I would actually like to euthanize, like bad ideas, weeds, and cliches, you simply cannot seem to put an end to them no matter what you do. At least they don't soil the rugs, chew on the furniture or catch fleas if you're lucky enough to be able to get them to play outside for awhile.