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dmondeo
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PostSubject: MY Pet Hate   MY Pet Hate EmptyTue Mar 13, 2012 1:57 pm

I have a pet hate
I tamed it on my own
I've been busy training it
in answering the phone.

I've already taught it politics
it makes a wicked cup of tea
but my pet hate is troublesome
if it has to pee.

I tried to make it go outside
or use a litter tray
but pet hates, like tomcats
think it's really good to spray.

I may have to let it go
and give it to a friend
but the awful mess a pet hate makes
could drive them round the bend.

For now I think I'll live with it
it's not doing any harm
harboring your own pet hate
has a certain ring of charm.
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Registration date : 2008-01-11
Location : UK

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PostSubject: Re: MY Pet Hate   MY Pet Hate EmptyTue Mar 13, 2012 2:04 pm

Love it, David! Charming!

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dkchristi
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Registration date : 2008-12-29
Location : Florida

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PostSubject: Re: MY Pet Hate   MY Pet Hate EmptyTue Mar 13, 2012 2:32 pm

Boy, that's pretty philosophical. A pet hate. I think that's one pet to eliminate.
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joefrank
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Number of posts : 8210
Registration date : 2008-11-04
Age : 70
Location : Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA

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PostSubject: Re: MY Pet Hate   MY Pet Hate EmptyTue Mar 13, 2012 2:35 pm

3/13/2012



David..MY Pet Hate 46482

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Cheers....Cool
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Abe F. March
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Age : 80
Location : Germany

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PostSubject: Re: MY Pet Hate   MY Pet Hate EmptyTue Mar 13, 2012 11:48 pm

Good David. Having a pet hate is preferrable to hating a pet.
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alice
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Age : 72
Location : Redmond, WA

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PostSubject: Re: MY Pet Hate   MY Pet Hate EmptyWed Mar 14, 2012 7:47 am

Funny!
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Victor D. Lopez
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Location : New York

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PostSubject: Re: MY Pet Hate   MY Pet Hate EmptySat Mar 31, 2012 12:57 pm

Purrfect, David!

I actually have a whole menagerie of pet hates. They seem to cross breed. And although these are the only pets I would actually like to euthanize, like bad ideas, weeds, and cliches, you simply cannot seem to put an end to them no matter what you do. At least they don't soil the rugs, chew on the furniture or catch fleas if you're lucky enough to be able to get them to play outside for awhile.
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dmondeo
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Location : UK

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PostSubject: Re: MY Pet Hate   MY Pet Hate EmptySun Apr 01, 2012 5:00 am

Thank you Victor!! Very Happy
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