Seniors Texting codes

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need
for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the
code for you:. Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they
can understand your texts.
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
CGIP: Can't get IT up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
PIMP: Pooped in my pants
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
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Funny, but scary!

We'll all get there...

All of those apply to me today.

I am back home now all went well and I am expecting to be on form for the 2012
Para limp ics.

David,

I'm so happy for you.

Speedy recovery, David.

David,
glad to hear the good news. Perhaps the following text code applies: FBTBBNWY (Feeling better than before,but not out of the woods yet).

Thanks Abe.
WWNO and WTP today.