Not Too Funny!

A sap! I am weary, weak and worn. They know it and count on it.

Now if I will buy some more books I can have my book on Book TV--No thanks!

Alice, you didn't buy those books!!! Once they put up the tradeback prices by $5; no one will buy them with the paperbacks available at $9.95. They'll have to have "one time offer" to authors to buy x paperpacks at $9.95 to get their book in paperback.

No, DK, they wil put my book in the $9.95 paperback.

Dear author:

Reminder: after this week our softcover prices will increase by an average $5 across the board.

We announced this two days ago, so that you can not only stock up on softcovers at current prices, but also activate the $9.95 PAperback version of your book if you had not done so yet. Most softcovers will be listed for $29.95. Most PAperbacks list for $9.95.


Can't afford / don't want to purchase the min. 9 softcovers, required under the FinalLow coupon that gives you a 50 pct discount?

Use this coupon instead: FinalSoft40. It requires a min. purchase of only 5 softcovers, and still gives you a discount of 40 pct.

Go to www.publishamerica.net, use either coupon. Use it on your softcover only. All non-softcover orders under this coupon will not be processed, so you'll be wasting your money if you try. Offer expires Sunday.

By using either coupon on your softcover order you will automatically activate your book's PAperback version if you had not already done so. This final softcover order before the price increase typically ships within 2 business days.

Thank you.
--PublishAmerica Bookstore

---------------------

But you bought books to get them to do what they should do on their own without forcing us to buy books.

Oh, if I can get a deal on hard covers, I'll be into that one because I want five. The closest deal so far required paying for shipping; and that blew the deal for me.

Here would be the right deal: Authors; we are excited to offer your books in the $9.95 paperback versions from now forward, For one time only to launch this new paperback, you may purchase ten or more for yourself at half price. If you purchase over $25 in books, shipping is free.

Softcover books will be listed at $5 more than their current price and kept available for those who prefer the trade paperback format. The same special applies: half price for 10 or more trade paperbacks before the price goes up and free shipping for orders over $25.00.

Hardbacks and illustrated books not included.

I agree. Dream on...

Yeah......

DK.

Apply for the PA offers job.