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PostSubject: The fishing blonde   Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:02 am

Yeah, I know, this one's been around.

So this blonde wanted to try fishing. She gathered all of the Appropriate gear and seeing it was winter drove to the nearest and largest patch of ice. As she was walking on the ice looking for the best spot to set up camp she heard a loud voice coming from nowhere that said, "There are no fish under the ice!"

She looked around but didn't see anybody, so she dismissed it and walked on. A few moments later, the voice again called out, "There are no fish under the ice!"

Still not seeing anyone, she set down her gear and prepared to begin fishing. Again, the voice called out, "There are no fish under the ice!"

Frustrated at this repeated message, she looked up into the air, and shouted, "Just who do you think you are?"

The voice came back, "The manager of the hockey rink."
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PostSubject: Re: The fishing blonde   Thu May 03, 2012 3:59 pm

Dear Stephen,
I loved that one. I will pass it on to all my blond friends. Very Happy
Love,
Betty
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PostSubject: Re: The fishing blonde   Thu May 03, 2012 10:29 pm

Good one, Sib.
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PostSubject: Re: The fishing blonde   Thu May 31, 2012 3:13 am

Funny. I shall pass it on to my PA who is blonde!
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