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alice
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PostSubject: Stupid Emails   Stupid Emails EmptyThu Oct 15, 2009 9:24 am
I got an email telling me I could lose 125 pounds in 30 days.

Trouble is I don't want to lose 125 pounds.

I can stop Obama health care-I don't want to stop it--I'd like to jumpstart it.
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Emails   Stupid Emails EmptyThu Oct 15, 2009 10:58 am
Alice maybe you would like to just put 125 pounds in a bottom drawer for 30 days instead. That way you would not lose it because you would always know where it was.
Then later if you feel the need to get your 125 pounds back it's easy.
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Emails   Stupid Emails EmptyThu Oct 15, 2009 11:21 am
Not money (£), David. Weight (lb).
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Emails   Stupid Emails EmptyThu Oct 15, 2009 11:58 am
Oh how daft am I?
Alice, Would you like to temporarily relocate 125lbs in a bottom drawer?
(Jeesh you mean people actually have drawers in their bottoms? Can you tell by the way they walk?)
My wife had a bottom draw, she won and got a bum for a husband.
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Emails   Stupid Emails EmptyThu Oct 15, 2009 12:38 pm
LOL! David, it's bottoms in drawers.

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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Emails   Stupid Emails EmptyThu Oct 15, 2009 1:50 pm
Shelagh...... how could you?................... How on earth could you....p..p. pose for a photo wearing th..th..those... th.th.. things?
No wonder you turned white!
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Emails   Stupid Emails EmptyThu Oct 15, 2009 2:01 pm
We are in big trouble now. We have totally wrecked Alice's thread.
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Emails   Stupid Emails EmptyThu Oct 15, 2009 3:06 pm
I better put things right then Stupid Emails 67296 Stupid Emails 892798
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