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Abe F. March
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PostSubject: Some relief if you ever feel stupid   Wed Mar 16, 2016 7:55 am

If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius..
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(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss  USA     contest.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry.. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign
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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett,  University of  Kentucky,basketball for ward ....
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"Outside of the killings,  Washington     has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry,  Washington , DC     .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
-- Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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"I love  California…practically grew up in  Phoenix     ."
-- Dan Quayle
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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
--Lee Iacocca
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
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"Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderby
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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
-- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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PostSubject: Re: Some relief if you ever feel stupid   Wed Mar 16, 2016 3:46 pm

Ha ha!  Thanks for the cheer.
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PostSubject: Re: Some relief if you ever feel stupid   Thu Mar 17, 2016 6:13 pm

Great!  Thanks.  Now I feel smart!
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PostSubject: Re: Some relief if you ever feel stupid   Thu Mar 17, 2016 6:23 pm

This just goes to show that if you elect a person on their commercial ads, that you are as stupid as they are.  Vote for Bernie! 
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PostSubject: Re: Some relief if you ever feel stupid   Thu Mar 17, 2016 11:38 pm

Betty, I think you have a good handle on things that matter.  A smile always helps.
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PostSubject: Re: Some relief if you ever feel stupid   Sun Mar 27, 2016 5:59 am


Haha they are rather funny, especially the first one made me smile Wink whenever I feel stupid, I will read them over and over again to feel smart again Wink
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