Pay toilets

Subject: Re: Pay toilets Sun Jun 07, 2009 3:07 pm

Dick,

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Subject: Re: Pay toilets Sun Jun 07, 2009 3:21 pm

This is for wordsmiths:

When a small boy walked into a public toilet, a man who was leaving pointed at a turd on the floor and said, "Mind that!"

A few minutes later another man entered the toilet and saw the young boy sitting on the floor next to the turd. The man asked the boy why was he sitting on the floor. He replied, "A man told me to mind this."

Subject: Re: Pay toilets Sun Jun 07, 2009 3:28 pm

Ha Ha ,Shelagh`

The Brits are always telling you to "mind " everything!

In the Tube It was mind the gap.

Great joke.

Subject: Re: Pay toilets Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:42 pm

Mind the self-flushing toilets!

Before we got out non-clogging toilets , I was looking for them.

I said ," I want a toilet I can flush a person down without it clogging."

The saleslady looked at Dave and said, "Better watch your back."

Subject: Re: Pay toilets Mon Jun 08, 2009 12:15 pm

Alice, I think an outhouse would fill the bill!

Subject: Re: Pay toilets Mon Jun 08, 2009 12:18 pm

And no charge, either!

Subject: Re: Pay toilets Mon Jun 08, 2009 12:33 pm

Zada,

You are right and I want your thread to go on.

Subject: Re: Pay toilets Mon Jun 08, 2009 12:36 pm

Having to pay on a plane for bodily functions is a rather different topic, isn't it?

Subject: Re: Pay toilets Mon Jun 08, 2009 12:52 pm

I like outhouses. In the summer of '45 I went to a fair in Belgium and after a while was seated in a two-seater outhouse. A pretty girl about my age (19) came in, said, "Bonjour, Monseur (spelling)," and took the seat beside me. She left first, but not before smiling and saying, "au revoir."
I spent the rest of the time at the fair walking around hoping to find her but was't able to. She was a real cutie.

Subject: Re: Pay toilets Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:12 pm

I'm surprised you let her get away, Dick!

Subject: Re: Pay toilets Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:23 pm

So am I, Zada.

Subject: Re: Pay toilets Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:15 am

It sounds like Jackie filled the open slot nicely, though.

Subject: Re: Pay toilets Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:31 pm

Yeah, but she was only 13 at the time, was 4,000 miles away and I had never heard of her.

Subject: Re: Pay toilets Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:36 pm

Where did you find her, DIck?

Subject: Re: Pay toilets Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:38 pm

Jackie just wasn't ready for you yet. Or maybe it was the other way 'round!