The Never Ending Published Authors Thread (NEPAT)

That handsome gentleman Rick Somali drinks only two things, Irish whiskey and Gordon's gin, both straight up.

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He poked the stick of truth into a nest of zealots and they went off like crazed vipers.

I like that one, Phil. It reminded me of one I found somewhere on the `Net years ago and used it for a signature catchphrase...

"Attaching the electrodes of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance"

OUCH! That sounds like it would hurt, Brew.

Is it time to speak of cabbages and Kings?

I can't say it too many times. You are a great poet, Marie.

Carol

Bravo Marie! BRAVO!

Marie Pacha wrote:

*curtsies*

Thank you

Standing ovation--Encore!

What is normal? Who decides?

I decide. I'm normal. The rest of you, well . . .

Normal would be boring. Maybe others would like it, but I sure wouldn't.

Carol

I have bever been accused of such mediocrity as normal--must be that I am superior.

Probably a bit pompous.

Ahhhh, but then what is abnormal?

Everyone except for me.

Normal is an average, and who the H3ll wants to be only average?

Zada,

When you' re right, you are right!

Dick Stodghill wrote:

I decide. I'm normal. The rest of you, well . . .

Well?

I've decided to be nice today so I won't answer that. I'm normal, you're normal, or at least one of us is.

I jokingly asked my husband if he thought I was normal, he just laughed and gave a smile that indicated his answer.

So don't count me among the normal, at least not in my husband's opinion.

Carol

Why does our government assume that we will start buying Chrysler products because the UAW and Fiat will own them? They will be the third owners in the past few years. We didn't buy them then so why now?

Seems to me that Americans showed Fiat we don't want their cars years ago.

I have had a few fiat's in my life, but they never did me any good at all. My children threw a few fiat's, but that was only since we lived in the south. Now, they exercise and are fiat as a fittle.
Love,
Betty

Dear Carol,
I have it on good authority that normal is as normal does. So, you are safe. But, if you suck your thumb, people will wonder if your teeth will grow in all sticking out in front. That would be a sign of not normal. I wonder if sharks suck their fins. Their teeth all stick out in front, especially when they smile. Hmmmmmmmm.

I consider that I have 400 pounds of green beans all ready to pick. That would be only four half rows. What, oh, What am I going to do with all these beans. I have picked my brains out! hahah. Well, that is not that funny. Tomorrow is a new day.

Love,
Betty

Betty,

I used to freeze beans, much easier than canning tomatoes. I hope you like beans.

(I think we both look so cute ready to go dancing somewhere long ago.)

Carol

Carol and Betty, You are cute for humans--I am cuter--I think!

We will ask Dick to judge.

Alice is cheating! Dick has a hard task on his hands choosing the cutest between Betty and Carol. They both look stunning.