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PostSubject: The Dangers of Chocolate Milk ... funny stuff   Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:48 am

Truck driving and chocolate milk don't mix:

http://www.otrprotrucker.com/OTR/news/otr-articles/currentmw.cfm

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PostSubject: Re: The Dangers of Chocolate Milk ... funny stuff   Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:56 am

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Dangers of Chocolate Milk ... funny stuff   Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:15 am

Bee-ing a bee phobic individual, I laughed at that one, understanding the terror the little buggers can instill in a person.
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PostSubject: Re: The Dangers of Chocolate Milk ... funny stuff   Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:12 pm

Glad I wasn't passing that fellow when the bee flew in the window.
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PostSubject: Re: The Dangers of Chocolate Milk ... funny stuff   Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:39 pm

Well what about the lorry driver in England who found an injured bee in
his lorry. He felt sorry for it and nursed it better. The bee flew off.
Many years later he ran out of diesel in a very remote part of the
highlands in Scotland. Suddenly a great buzzing filled the air and he
was mortified to see an humungeous swarm of bees heading straight for
him, but they swarmed round the diesel fillers and swarmed inside the
tanks.

To his amazement his tanks were now full. The bee he helped buzzed into
the lorry and said, 'You may not remember me, but many moons ago you
helped me, so I am returning the favour!' 'B-B-But what did you do, my
tanks are full?'

'Simple!' said the bee 'It's BP!'

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PostSubject: Re: The Dangers of Chocolate Milk ... funny stuff   Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:47 pm

Oh, brother!
OK, I have to admit it was a good one.
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PostSubject: Re: The Dangers of Chocolate Milk ... funny stuff   Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:13 pm

Dick Stodghill wrote:
Oh, brother!
OK, I have to admit it was a good one.

Yes Brother thanks it was a very old joke, but it's still a good'un

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PostSubject: Re: The Dangers of Chocolate Milk ... funny stuff   Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:47 pm

Yes, a good one, I agree!
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