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Abe F. March
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PostSubject: They walk among us.   Sun Jan 09, 2011 5:48 am

Just some refreshers.




Subject: They walk among us and they vote and make
babies






I walked into a
Blimbie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon
for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a
little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free".
"They're already buy-one-get-one-free",
she said, "so I guess they're
both free".
She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.
They walk among us, and many work retail.
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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when
one of them shouted,



"Look at that dead bird!"
Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"
They walk among us!
====================
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the
sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has
for sometime, she shook her head and
said,
"Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
They walk among us!!
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call
center was open.
I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,
7 days a week."
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
They walk among us!
====================
My sister has a life-saving tool in her car designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped.
She keeps it in the trunk.
They walk among Us!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I



went to the lost
luggage office and told the woman there that my



bags never
showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she
was a trained professional and I was in good hands.
"Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
They walk among us!
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a
small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him
if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it
for some time before responding.
"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't
think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
pieces."
Yep, they walk among us!


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They walk among us, AND they reproduce!



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