THE PERFECT CRIME

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:42 am

I guess you need to earn your keep. Have you seen Lamby around anywhere?

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:51 am

No Lamby no hedgehogs--nothing but snakes.

She does not even allow us to sample the food --keeps yelling that it is all for the picnic.

She has beautiful towels out and a note saying, "Shake your hands dry, you dirty pig."

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:10 am

Sounds like she's saving her best for the rest of us! That just means that you are a more intimate friend than the rest of us!

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:30 am

Yes, she is a hungry bit of fluff, isn't she?

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:34 am

She is going all out--but we are getting desperate.
I am supposed to eat frequently--so is Carol.

Carol tried to reason with her--got nowhere.

She made me dig a deep trench for the mud wrestling then threw some rattlers in it.

She wanted to perk up everything.

I am exhausted. Meiners came flying along in "Whoevers" hellicopter. I being red headed and microscopically indistinguishable from Walker, Texas Rancher grabbed the landing gear and clmbed up. Wilhelm was so surprised and happy to see me again that he fell out of the hellicopter.

Now I must rescue him, Carol and Merri.

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:36 am

Marie Pacha wrote:: Oh Alice stop fibbing...that's how my mother would behave with guest towels and fixing food for special events and not let us sample it!

My roommate expects cookies at least twice a week, and gets them. That's in addition to pies and brownies. There are NO snakes in the yard because he's deathly afraid of them. And if I'm not cooking, he is...and he has great recipes too.

I am a little lax on dusting, but it adds a lived in look!

When you come to my house, everything I have is at your disposal.

Lamby has been out rounding up the does so they'll bring their fawns to entertain y'all. That's a good thing, it means there's food left for everyone else!

Don't let her fool you.

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:42 am

This is what happens when we are left on our own with no moderator to protect us!

affraid

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:46 am

I sure hope it won't get any worse than that!!

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(I've just been waiting for an excuse to use the swearing emoticon. I have no idea why.)

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:57 am

Carol,

You are suffering from heat stroke and and untreated snake bite
wounds.

Hang in there--I will fly home and get you a proper sun hat--tell Dave and Tom everything is okay and be back soon.
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Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:00 am

Zada,

You have hair! Lucky you. flower

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:01 am

Alice to the rescue!

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:04 am

I am trying!

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:04 am

Yes, Alice. I do have hair. A lot of it. The hairdresser reminds me of that every time it takes an hour to get it on the perm rods, even when it's short!

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:59 am

Heh, heh, where did she say say she acquired her botany degree from?
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Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:03 am

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:09 am

Seeing is believing--above are the "toothless earthworms" we have been contending with.

Not my idea of fun!

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:25 am

One time my son came to our cabin, got some earthworms in a little plastic margarine container. He left the unused ones in the frig and when we came back a month later, they were still alive and crawling around inside the little container.

Just imagine, if they'd had teeth, they'd chewed their way out and eaten all my food. Yikes!!

Carol

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:36 am

Carol, glad to see you got that hot hat off your head--50% of heat loss occurs through the head.

Maybe now you can last til I rescue you.
Stay away from Mr. Snake and Marie.

Stay near Wilhelm. Merrri is lost--hope Marie did not cook her for the picnic.

She will deny it, but then again who would admit to such an action?

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:58 am

I hope Marie's sons are listening!! Come and dig up the toothy earthworms so we will not be attacked!

(Don't forget to use heavy gloves and do not put them in the frig!)

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:08 am

And they can take a chunk out of your ankle if you're not careful!

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:23 am

What?

The earthworms, the pythons or the dust bunnies?

Or all of the above?

Carol

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:36 am

Could be all three, but I was thinking of overgrown dust bunnies!

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:40 am

Tom and Dave are on their way, Carol.

I am in Virginiia Mason Hospital Seattle, WA recovering from overwork, overfright and lack of food.

I am surrounded by towels and encouraged to use them.

Anderson Cooper is due any second to interview me considering the harrowing ordeal.

Penquins will come too.

Life is good!

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:54 am

Afterthought--Carol. please sneak food samples out with you so we can try to find Merri.

Next time believe me, when I suggest dish painting instead of lunching with Merri

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:00 pm

I believe her! I believe her!!!!

Carol

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