THE PERFECT CRIME

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:36 pm

Have you spotted Richard yet? He might have extra net materials.

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:17 pm

One thing is for certain--YOU FOLKS ARE NOT QUITTERS! lol!

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:47 pm

Dick must have eaten too much broccoli THE PERFECT CRIME - Page 8 94519

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:54 pm

Especially cat-haters. THE PERFECT CRIME - Page 8 94519

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:10 pm

Quitters never win and winners never quit! At least, not if they have a choice.

Maybe a BIG cat will come and get the wolf. Somehow we must save Richard!!

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:53 pm

Maybe the hamster will eat the wolf.

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:39 pm

Sophie might need a little help there. Maybe we could send our cats in to help her out?

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:22 am

Alice wrote:: THANKS TO ALL--THE END--WE HOPE!

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... and the real mystery is -- how to kill off this thread. Alice hasn't succeeded yet. THE PERFECT CRIME - Page 8 733985

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:25 am

I found the penguin!

Click on the picture:

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Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:28 am

Shelagh wrote:: I found the penguin!

Click on the picture:

How cute--yes we forgot about the dear, sweet ostrich. He had buried his head in the pudding and was unaware of the snakes. Wilhelm landed hard on his back and was yelling bloody murder.

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:43 am

Warning anyone posting on this thread will be afflicted with Swine Flu!

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:44 am

Not if we bury our heads in the sand.

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:57 am

Well, we always knew the Brits were courageous now we have proof positive.

This is really most amazing.

I can't seem to take this thread down--Maybe I will have to consult Lane or Ann--that's it-- call the experts.

Is anyone becoming firghtened yet? affraid

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:02 am

I command the hummingbirds to save Richard from the swimming wolf and then return to Cuba!!!

(I think they have been wintering in Cuba for a number of years. They know more about that place than I do.)

General Carol

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PS My reply to Alice's question whether anyone is frightened is a repeat of Shelagh's previous post, "Not if we bury our heads in the sand."

PSS Poor Betty. I imagine she is horrified what we have been putting the poor animals through, (or they have been putting us through.)

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:08 am

I think that the animals are becoming the heroes. Except for the wolf, that is! Have we rescued Richard? Has anyone been able to net Dick and Don? Is Malcolm just sitting back, taking it all in? Who else have we forgotten? Ahad and Merri haven't checked back in lately and I wonder how they are doing on that comet.

Hey, it can't end until we have our picnic and clean up the mess!!

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:57 am

Brits not courageous? That's fighting talk. THE PERFECT CRIME - Page 8 770134

General Carol, generally speaking, would you say: wow ves are good slimmers? Also, do ze volves S-Cuba dive?

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:05 am

I think Alice said 'the Brits were courageous'. At least, that's how I read it.

The penguin and ostrich was a really cute video, Shelagh. Rather like the tortoise and the hare.

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:14 am

No pain, no gain. THE PERFECT CRIME - Page 8 77176

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:18 am

Well Marie ,

Do you have a vet nearby?

The ostrich probably has a broken back. After all Wilhelm is not a
starving refugee and falling as far and as fast as he did could be catastrophic. THE PERFECT CRIME - Page 8 94519

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:25 am

Ostrich with a broken back? Fetch the stricher! NO! NO! Fitch the stretcher! Never mind. This will do. THE PERFECT CRIME - Page 8 958843

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:25 am

Who is watching this thread?????

I hope not publishers, agents, or. . .

If so, we are either doomed or the next best authors in the world.

Okay, maybe not.

Back to commanding the hummers. They seem to have minds of their own.

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:29 am

As you can see from my previous post, I'm hovering.

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:33 am

How are the penguins, Carol? Between them, you and the hummers, Cuba doesn't stand a chance!

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:35 am

In fact, if Willem fell on the Ostrich, he has probably drowned in the pudding. Do we need another pit and more pudding? Get the ostrich to the vet quick.

Subject: Re: THE PERFECT CRIME Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:46 am

Oh how wonderous. General
Carol became disoriented and attacked this thread.
she thought it wa s Cuba,

Dick led the charge on the ground and Tom flew the fghter jet overhead.
The causalties were many and heavy.

All of the penguins were destroyed as well as the hunming birds.

The hamsters were run over by heavy equipment--the only things that survived were the rattlers in the pudding.

The towels are still immaculate. Everything is ready for the picnic--seems a mass funeral would be more appropriate.

What would I know?

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