How to Please a Woman

Subject: Re: How to Please a Woman Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:18 am

Abe F. March wrote:: "Is that OK with you?"
"It's OK with me if it's OK with you."
"But is it OK with you?"
"It's OK with me if it's OK with you."
"Yes, but is it OK with you?"
And so it continued until I finally stopped them. I handed them the pen to sign saying, "I think you're both in agreement. Sign here!"

Abe,
It's like the chicken and the egg. Which one came first?

Subject: Re: How to Please a Woman Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:24 am

With men, it doesn't make any difference. If I make a suggestion, I still get asked if I want to do whatever I suggested in the first place. How to Please a Woman - Page 2 795232

Subject: Re: How to Please a Woman Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:23 am

Shelagh said: "The discussion is all about responsibility and
blame. If anything goes wrong after such a big purchase, the husband
wants to be able to say he was unsure and only agreed because his wife
said it was okay."

That sums it up. Agreement to share blame.

Subject: Re: How to Please a Woman Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:37 am

Lin wrote: "My legs are smooth as ivory, however. Long and well turned, lissome and toothsome."

I'm still waiting for someone other than myself to comment on his lissome, toothsome legs. Toothsome?

Subject: Re: How to Please a Woman Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:45 am

Marie Pacha wrote:: I'm trying to behave!

Marie,

You are succeeding very well. How to Please a Woman - Page 2 607436

Subject: Re: How to Please a Woman Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:12 am

Marie,

Duct tape! How appalling and hideous--don't let the tape get arouund your neck or accross your mouth.

Subject: Re: How to Please a Woman Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:20 am

I love cats--they are such clean, independent follks.

Subject: Re: How to Please a Woman Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:05 am

There you have it, Dick. The way to please a woman is to acquire a cat. Somehow I don't see that happening. How to Please a Woman - Page 2 94519

Subject: Re: How to Please a Woman Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:36 am

I thought guys got cats INSTEAD of getting women. Now I'm getting even more confused.

Subject: Re: How to Please a Woman Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:51 pm

My husband will say, "Where would you like to go for dinner?"

I'll give him a suggestion, and then he'll say, "How about (another place)? We haven't been there for awhile."

Like, why do I bother. I do love the guy, and he does ask where I'd like to go to eat and he does take me out to dinner, so he is trying to please.

However, if I really want to go someplace for dinner, I'll say, "How about if I treat you to dinner tonight?" Then he knows better than to suggest where I should take him.

Why or why do we play these silly games?

Carol

Subject: Re: How to Please a Woman Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:53 pm

I always dread the so-called "Valentines day". (Wasnt there a massacre associated with it?) It is always one of those times when I know that my life will hang in the balance unless I can produce the right gear(cards) and implememnts (chocolates) at the right time to please my hausfrau. It looms like an impending military action, kind of like D-Day. You just know that it is going to be rough. I don't call it Valentines day, I just use the military date stamp of 14 Feb. That seems to fit it better.
By the way, whats a razor?

Subject: Re: How to Please a Woman Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:03 pm

My son told me he was taking his girl friend out for Valentine's Day tomorrow as he will be flying on the real Valentine's Day. He said he was also taking his son and daughter and invited my husband and I to go along.

He is such a romantic! heart

Carol

Subject: Re: How to Please a Woman Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:37 am

My wife and I will either go to Red Lobster or Texas Roadhouse for lunch (not dinner) on Saturday. We just alternate each year. I don't remember where we went last year. No flowers, they're stupid. No chocolates, we still plenty leftover from Christmas.

Charlie

Subject: Re: How to Please a Woman Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:35 am

I knew there was a reason I liked you so much, Charlie. You're a hopeless romantic. heart

Subject: Re: How to Please a Woman Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:45 am

Boy, some guys get all the breaks. How about me, Ann? I may not be romantic, but I've often been called hopeless.

Subject: Re: How to Please a Woman Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:46 am

Charlie Moore wrote:: My wife and I will either go to Red Lobster or Texas Roadhouse for lunch (not dinner) on Saturday. We just alternate each year. I don't remember where we went last year. No flowers, they're stupid. No chocolates, we still plenty leftover from Christmas.

Charlie

My husband knows to not give me flowers.
I love flowers in the garden. I love wildflowers in the field.
I do not want flowers to stick in water and watch die.
(Pretty romantic for a romance writer, huh? scratch

)

I also don't want gold or diamonds.
I am not into jewelery.

What's special about chocolate?
If I crave it on occasion, I buy it myself.

I don't want to eat out.
We do that ALL THE TIME.

My husband knows me and loves me just the way I am.
He's never tried to change me.
He respects me. He talks to me. He trusts me.
He likes to be with me.
He IS a gift. I don't need anything wrapped in a box.
I have him.

Subject: Re: How to Please a Woman Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:56 pm

And he has you, making winners of both of you.

Subject: Re: How to Please a Woman Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:30 pm

Dick Stodghill wrote:: ... I've often been called hopeless.

I find that hard to believe. Twisted Evil

Subject: Re: How to Please a Woman Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:30 pm

I think partnerships are what marriages have evolved into. With each partner doing what ever is called for. Billy is a good example of that concept. It also calls for accepting the other person for who they are, and showing respect.

Subject: Re: How to Please a Woman Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:01 am

Dick Stodghill wrote:: Boy, some guys get all the breaks. How about me, Ann? I may not be romantic, but I've often been called hopeless.

Dick, before I met you, I would have thought delightful curmudgeon was an oxymoron.

Ann

Subject: Re: How to Please a Woman Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:55 am

I am easy--I love chocolate, flowers, diamonds, pearls, gold , silver, eating out, stuffed animals--whatever comes my way--I iwll gladly accept it.

Subject: Re: How to Please a Woman Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:58 am

How to please a woman?
Always say yes.

Subject: Re: How to Please a Woman Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:02 am

Subject: Re: How to Please a Woman Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:09 am

Abe F. March wrote:: How to please a woman?
Always say yes.

I will take that along with all of the other loot too.

Subject: Re: How to Please a Woman Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:19 am

Abe F. March wrote:: How to please a woman?
Always say yes.

Oh no!
Don't do that to me!

I prefer honesty over appeasement.
And I know I am not the only woman who feels that way.

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