Alice ... help

Subject: Alice ... help Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:35 am

I'm in recovery and I need some advice. What should I do?

Subject: Re: Alice ... help Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:44 am

Shelagh,

Contrary to the rumors which have been widely circulated about me, I blame no one for anything.

I have understood from day one that EVEYTHING was my fault.

I cannot fathom why anyone would wish to have such a rat as myself on their board.

Think of the masses. You would have them if I would stay away.

I am trying to help you.

Being a foum bully is not my goal.

Tell Marie, Sue, and Phil that I am gone. They will be back.

I blame no one.

Best wishes to all.

Love ya,

Alice

PS: I am not back!

Subject: Re: Alice ... help Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:09 am

But Alice, members came here to read Dick's blogs. Everything else was just gravy. Marie, Sue and Phil can, and will, do as they please. It's what grown-ups do.

I need fun, humour, repartee. How else can I make a full recovery?

Subject: Re: Alice ... help Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:39 am

Shelagh,

We thought wrong. We do not need humor, We needed to stick to business.

I will stay away and save trouble.

Dick was a true gentleman and exuded an air of civiility.

I came here because of him. and E. Don. I left because they are no longer here.

I admire you, Shelagh greatly.

Subject: Re: Alice ... help Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:50 am

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Subject: Re: Alice ... help Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:50 am

No, we do not need to stick to business. There are no rules here and threads are allowed to go off topic. There are no moderators and members should not be telling one another to stay on topic. It's easy enough to ignore posts that stray.

I shall stalk you if you leave.

Subject: Re: Alice ... help Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:16 pm

There was a fight between you, Marie and Phil?

I miss all the good stuff!

Did you all mud wrestle?

Subject: Re: Alice ... help Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:17 pm

Shelagh,

Sue is the one to stalk. She holds great sway here.
After all she is publishing E. Don's and Marie's books.

Who would want to cross their publisher?

Get Sue back in the fold and the rest will follow.

Subject: Re: Alice ... help Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:18 pm

Alice, pm me, I will make you an offer you can't refuse! Smile

Subject: Re: Alice ... help Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:21 pm

LC wrote:: There was a fight between you, Marie and Phil?

I miss all the good stuff!

Did you all mud wrestle?

I missed it too.

Subject: Re: Alice ... help Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:42 pm

I love this thread, even it is about someone who isn't here.

I need humor as well.

Alice, PM LC.

Carol

Subject: Re: Alice ... help Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:43 pm

She did, Carol, she did, but she is being wily and elusive!

Subject: Re: Alice ... help Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:52 pm

... meanwhile, back at the forum, Shelagh is still in recovery.

Sue has left? I didn't know that.

Subject: Re: Alice ... help Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:54 pm

Shelagh

I don't see her anywhere.

Subject: Re: Alice ... help Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:07 pm

Sue's first Weaving Dream's book came out this week. I think she is busy promoting. Apparently, she's had some bad headaches recently. Now the stress has gone, maybe the headaches will too.

Subject: Re: Alice ... help Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:09 pm

... off to watch Helena Bonham Carter as Enid Blyton on telly.

Subject: Re: Alice ... help Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:13 pm

Masterpiece Theatre? Are you being punished for something?

Subject: Re: Alice ... help Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:47 pm

Shelagh,

I love you and your forum. I am not what you need just now.

If I were helping matters I'd be here.
You don't need a forum member who offends people.

Subject: Re: Alice ... help Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:48 pm

All of us would have to leave, then. lol

Subject: Re: Alice ... help Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:54 pm

LC.

I hardly think so. The members came for Dick and were turned away by me.

Since Dick cannot bring them--no use my running them off.

Final Post

Subject: Re: Alice ... help Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:05 pm

So are you leaving it to me to run everyone off, then? lol

Subject: Re: Alice ... help Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:32 pm

LC wrote:: Masterpiece Theatre? Are you being punished for something?

Wow, Enid Blyton was a one off! 500 million books sold! She died in 1968 and her books still sell eight million copies a year.

Alice, If you came because Dick invited you, will you stay because I ask you to stay?

Subject: Re: Alice ... help Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:05 am

Alice please stay. Pretty please.
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze dont abandon me.

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