Walking

Subject: Walking Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:20 pm

Passing this along
Importance of Walking

Walking 20 minutes can add to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5
months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month.
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My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old and we don't know
where he is.
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I like long walks, especially when they are
taken by people who annoy me.
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The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again ..
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I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
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I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go
there?
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Every time I SAY the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my
stomach covers them.
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The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, he looks good doesn't he?'
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If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.
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I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years
... just getting over the hill.
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We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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AND
Every time I start thinking too much about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.

Subject: Re: Walking Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:04 am

Thank you Abe... lol!

Subject: Re: Walking Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:40 am

Good ones, Abe.
Walking 973110

Subject: Re: Walking Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:48 am

Abe, taking off your glasses when you look in the mirror works almost as well as that Happy Hour.

drunken

Ann

Subject: Re: Walking Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:05 am

Those are great morning cheerer uppers!

Subject: Re: Walking Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:13 am

Subject: Re: Walking Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:33 am

Love them, Abe. Now I have legitimate excuses to put off exercising.

Subject: Re: Walking Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:31 pm

You need an excuse? I gave up making them long ago.

Subject: Re: Walking Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:29 pm

NOTICE

THIS OFFICE REQUIRES NO PHYSICAL FITNESS PROGRAM.
EVERYBODY GETS ENOUGH EXERCISE JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS,
FLYING OFF THE HANDLE, RUNNING DOWN THE BOSS, KNIFING FRIENDS IN THE BACK, DODGING RESPONSIBILITY, AND PUSHING THEIR LUCK.

Subject: Re: Walking Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:11 pm

It's always nice to read high-quality research like this, Abe.

Malcolm

Subject: Re: Walking Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:18 pm

Good response, Malcolm!

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