Scotch

Subject: Scotch Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:49 pm

On the first day of school, the children
brought gifts for their teacher.

The supermarket manager's daughter brought
the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.

The florist's son brought the teacher a
bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the
teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up
a big, heavy box. The teacher
lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking
a little bit..She touched a
drop of the liquid with her finger and
tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy
replied. She tasted another drop
and asked, "Champagne?"
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"No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"

Subject: Re: Scotch Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:34 am

Subject: Re: Scotch Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:34 am

Good one, Don. Funny that there was no mention of the taste. Must have been good for the teacher.

The kindergarten teacher gave assignments to her pupils asking them to write what they would do if they were the head (the CEO) of a company.

Everyone except Johnny began writing. The teacher asked Johnny why he wasn’t writing and he said, “I’m waiting for my secretary.”