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Registration date : 2010-11-04
Age : 53
Location : Oskaloosa, Iowa

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PostSubject: Cell Phone   Cell Phone EmptyWed Jan 30, 2013 8:54 pm

is so annoying when people you are with, or stuck with, on trains, planes or in
line at the supermarket or bank are constantly on their cell

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat
and closed her eyes. As he train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting
next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud

"Hi sweetheart! It's Eric. I'm on the

"Yes, I know it's the 6:30 and not the 4:30 but I had a
long meeting."

"No, honey, not with that blond from accounting. It was
with the boss."

"No, sweetheart, you're the only one in my

"Yes, I'm sure, cross my

Fifteen minutes later
he was still talking loudly. When the young
woman sitting next to Eric had enough, she leaned over and said into his phone, "Eric, hang up the phone and come back
to bed."

doesn't use his cell phone in public anymore.
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Abe F. March

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Registration date : 2008-01-26
Age : 81
Location : Germany

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PostSubject: Re: Cell Phone   Cell Phone EmptyWed Jan 30, 2013 9:57 pm

Love it Stephen. Good to have that kind of amunition when faced with similar problems.
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Registration date : 2008-12-29
Location : Florida

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PostSubject: Re: Cell Phone   Cell Phone EmptyThu Jan 31, 2013 6:42 am

What a hoot! Love those jokes that deserve a laugh. :-)
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