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lin
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PostSubject: Chihuahua joke from Mexico   Chihuahua joke from Mexico EmptyTue Nov 25, 2008 4:21 pm

So there's this really cute poodle in heat and being chased down the alley by three avid males, a boxer, a Labrador and a little Chihuahua.

She end up at a blind end and turns to face the panting swains, who immediately start fighting over her.

"Hey!" she barks. "Listen!"

They stop in mid-snarl and look at her. She says, "Instead of chewing each other up, how about I give you a little test and whoever passes gets lucky and the others can go find their own date, okay.

The dogs, always agreeable nod and she says, "Okay, here's the test: whoever can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in the best sentence wins. Wanna start off their, boxer-boy?"

The boxer wrinkles his brow awhile, then says, "I like to eat liver and cheese."

"Really great," the poodle says, rolling her eyes, "How about you, big boy?"

The lab shakes his head a minute then says, "I like liver, but hate cheese."

"Oh, MUCH better. Okay, lil Mexican hairless, how about you?"

The Chihuahua steps up to her, turns to face the other males and says, in purest street "spanglish" accent, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
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PostSubject: Re: Chihuahua joke from Mexico   Chihuahua joke from Mexico EmptyTue Nov 25, 2008 6:12 pm

I love that one Lin -- my seester has a chihuahua and made me a fan!
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Abe F. March
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PostSubject: Re: Chihuahua joke from Mexico   Chihuahua joke from Mexico EmptyTue Nov 25, 2008 10:30 pm

Lin,
I like it. I love things with a play on words.
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PostSubject: Re: Chihuahua joke from Mexico   Chihuahua joke from Mexico EmptyWed Nov 26, 2008 10:37 am

lol! Chihuahua joke from Mexico 343621
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PostSubject: Re: Chihuahua joke from Mexico   Chihuahua joke from Mexico EmptyWed Nov 26, 2008 7:41 pm

That's great lin. Do you know the one that ends "that's nacho cheese'? That ruins the joke for those of us here, but maybe someone wants to pass it on.
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lin
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PostSubject: Re: Chihuahua joke from Mexico   Chihuahua joke from Mexico EmptyWed Nov 26, 2008 8:17 pm

I can't remember it exactly, but improvise it sometimes.

The one I like is the Mexican Soul Food restaurant Nacho Mama



And the Japanese./Jewish restaurant Sosumi
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PostSubject: Re: Chihuahua joke from Mexico   Chihuahua joke from Mexico EmptyWed Nov 26, 2008 10:18 pm

Those are good ones, too. Most folks for get the punch line, I forget the durned joke!! Yup, twisted. That's me
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