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Don Stephens
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Number of posts : 1355
Registration date : 2008-01-25
Age : 81
Location : Wherever my hat's hanging today!

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PostSubject: Outdoorsman   Outdoorsman EmptyWed Dec 03, 2014 1:00 am

During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.
I described a typical day this way:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk,
About 7 miles, through some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake. 
I pushed my way through brambles.
I got sand in my shoes and my eyes 
I avoided standing on a snake. 
I climbed several rocky hills. 
I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees. 
The mental stress of it all left me shattered.
At the end of it all I drank eight beers".
Inspired by the story, the doctor said,
"You must be one hell of an outdoorsman!"
"No," I replied, "just a crappy golfer
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Abe F. March
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Abe F. March

Number of posts : 10720
Registration date : 2008-01-26
Age : 80
Location : Germany

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PostSubject: Re: Outdoorsman   Outdoorsman EmptyWed Dec 03, 2014 4:07 am

Sounds like my early golfing days.
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dkchristi
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Registration date : 2008-12-29
Location : Florida

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PostSubject: Re: Outdoorsman   Outdoorsman EmptyWed Dec 03, 2014 3:21 pm

:-) Very Happy
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