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Registration date : 2010-11-04
Age : 53
Location : Oskaloosa, Iowa

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PostSubject: The Pastor's Ass   The Pastor's Ass EmptyWed Jan 08, 2014 6:32 pm

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and 
it won !!

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey 
that he entered it in the next race, 
and it won that race too.


The local paper read:

PASTOR'S 

ASS OUT FRONT.


The Bishop was so upset with this kind of 
publicity that he ordered the 
Pastor not to enter the donkey in another races.


The next day the local paper headline read:
 
"BISHOP 
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S 
ASS".

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This was too much for the Bishop, so he 
ordered the Pastor to get
rid of the donkey.


The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a 
nearby convent.


The local paper, hearing of the news, posted 
the following headline the next day:


NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN!!


The Bishop fainted ....

He informed the Nun that she would have to 
get rid of the donkey as soon as possible.
 
 
So she sold it to a local farmer for $10. 
The next day the paper read:


"NUN 
SELLS ASS FOR $10".


This was too much for the Bishop so he 
ordered the Nun to buy back the 
donkey, and take it to the plains 
where it could run wild.
 

The next day the headlines read: 

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is .. . . being 
concerned about public opinion can 
bring you much grief and misery,  

even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and 
you'll be a lot happier
and live longer!

Have a nice day and laugh
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Abe F. March
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Number of posts : 10720
Registration date : 2008-01-26
Age : 80
Location : Germany

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PostSubject: Re: The Pastor's Ass   The Pastor's Ass EmptyWed Jan 08, 2014 10:16 pm

Good one Stephen.   Very Happy
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Number of posts : 12624
Registration date : 2008-01-11
Location : UK

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PostSubject: Re: The Pastor's Ass   The Pastor's Ass EmptyThu Jan 09, 2014 2:15 am

Laughing my a** off!  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing

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