On the first day of school, the children
brought gifts for their teacher.
The supermarket manager's daughter brought
the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.
The florist's son brought the teacher a
bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the
teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up
a big, heavy box. The teacher
lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking
a little bit..She touched a
drop of the liquid with her finger and
"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy
replied. She tasted another drop
and asked, "Champagne?"
"No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"