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PostSubject: The Texas midget   The Texas midget EmptySat Nov 30, 2013 7:54 pm

Some jokes are too goofy they're funny:

The testicles of a
Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the
time.  The midget went to the doctor and told him about his
problem.  The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.
 
The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the
examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one
finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
 
"Hmm..."mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the
right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.
 
"Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors....
 
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side . . . then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.
 
The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.  The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
 
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
 
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"  The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it.  What did you do?"
 
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots..."
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PostSubject: Re: The Texas midget   The Texas midget EmptySun Dec 01, 2013 12:08 pm

Oh well - not my style of joke but I can see the cleverness in the person who wrote it.
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PostSubject: Re: The Texas midget   The Texas midget EmptySun Dec 01, 2013 3:15 pm

It made my husband laugh. I think it was the relief of hearing the last line!

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PostSubject: Re: The Texas midget   The Texas midget EmptySun Dec 01, 2013 9:34 pm

Yes Shelagh, I was also relieved.  Don't like the sound of "snip, snip".
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PostSubject: Re: The Texas midget   The Texas midget EmptyMon Dec 02, 2013 5:27 am

An Iowa farmer had a similar problem, but was not so lucky as that little Texan.  His symptom was constant headaches.  His doctor told him there was only one solution.  The headaches were so bad and his children grown that he decided it would be worth anything to be headache free, so he had the surgery, and sure enough, as soon as he woke up, he was headache-free.  As he recovered, his spirits rose with the absence of the headaches, to the point that he decided he needed a whole new suit of clothes.  He went to the men's store to get fitted.  The tailor took his measurements and called off the sizes he would be wearing, finally getting to size 34 shorts.  "Oh, that's wrong," the farmer said. "I wear size 32 shorts." "Oh, I wouldn't do that if I wee you," the tailor replied.  If you were to wear that size, the pressure on your b**** would give you headaches."
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PostSubject: Re: The Texas midget   The Texas midget EmptyMon Dec 02, 2013 7:04 am

Good one, Ann.  Headaches and pain in the groin may have a simple solution.
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PostSubject: Re: The Texas midget   The Texas midget EmptyMon Dec 02, 2013 7:50 am

A lady patient complains to the doctor. "Those testosterone shots you gave me to help with the change of life have had some side effects. I'm growing hair where I never had hair before."
"That's a common side effect," the doctor said. "Where are you growing the hair?"
"On my balls."
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