An Iowa farmer had a similar problem, but was not so lucky as that little Texan. His symptom was constant headaches. His doctor told him there was only one solution. The headaches were so bad and his children grown that he decided it would be worth anything to be headache free, so he had the surgery, and sure enough, as soon as he woke up, he was headache-free. As he recovered, his spirits rose with the absence of the headaches, to the point that he decided he needed a whole new suit of clothes. He went to the men's store to get fitted. The tailor took his measurements and called off the sizes he would be wearing, finally getting to size 34 shorts. "Oh, that's wrong," the farmer said. "I wear size 32 shorts." "Oh, I wouldn't do that if I wee you," the tailor replied. If you were to wear that size, the pressure on your b**** would give you headaches."