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PostSubject: Text message   Thu May 16, 2013 3:28 am

A wife, being the sweet
romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you

are sleeping, send me
your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your

smile. If you are
eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me

a sip. If you are
crying, send me your tears. I love you!


The husband, a typically
non-romantic type replied, “ I am on the toilet.

Please advise."
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PostSubject: Re: Text message   Thu May 16, 2013 3:36 am

Had he been her boyfriend, she would have dumped him.

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