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Number of posts : 926 Registration date : 2010-11-04 Age : 57 Location : Oskaloosa, Iowa
| Subject: Text message Thu May 16, 2013 3:28 am | |
| A wife, being the sweet romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you! The husband, a typically non-romantic type replied, “ I am on the toilet. Please advise." |
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Shelagh Admin
Number of posts : 12662 Registration date : 2008-01-11 Location : UK
| Subject: Re: Text message Thu May 16, 2013 3:36 am | |
| Had he been her boyfriend, she would have dumped him. |
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