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Registration date : 2010-11-04
Age : 51
Location : Oskaloosa, Iowa

PostSubject: Peeing on flowers   Mon May 13, 2013 2:04 pm

A little old lady was walking
down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the
bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling out of that bag."

"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the
little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for
telling me officer.

"Well, now, not so fast," said
the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old
lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course.

A lot of Golfers come and pee
through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really
tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best
of it?"

"So, now, I stand behind the
fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy
sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say,
O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes."

"Well, that seems only fair,"
said the cop, laughing.

"OK. Good luck!"

"Oh, by the way, what's in the
other bag?"

"Not everybody pays."
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PostSubject: Re: Peeing on flowers   Mon May 13, 2013 4:11 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing


Amazon Author Central: Shelagh Watkins
I shall never be old. It doesn't suit me -- ęShelagh Watkins 2017
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