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Ameel
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PostSubject: and God created WOMAN   and God created WOMAN EmptyMon Feb 04, 2013 12:07 pm

God: What's wrong Adam? why do you look so upset! and God created WOMAN Floating

Adam: Nothing, heaven is so perfect, it's just that i feel really lonely with no one to talk to. and God created WOMAN Frown

God:
oohh! that can be solved easily, tell you what, i'll create a companion
for you, she will be called a Woman, she will be so beautiful, never have to put expensive make-ups, never need to spend hours in front of the mirror, never
grow fat, and she will always be kind to you no matter what,
understanding, keep you company, listen carefully to everything you say,
never bother you with how her day was, and always put you on top of her
interests, bear you children and raise them for you, never wake you
up in the middle of the night when the baby is crying, cook for you,
wash your cloth, clean your house, never nag over your head, never
chatter too much, and never waste your money shopping, always the first to admit she
was wrong, she will do everything you tell her to do without
complaining, love you like crazy and be eternally loyal to you, and she
will make passionate love to you whenever you wish and never pretend to
have headaches. and God created WOMAN Floating

Adam: WOW! THAT'S GREAT! and God created WOMAN Dance what will this woman cost me? and God created WOMAN Smile

God: an arm and a leg and God created WOMAN Floating

Adam: ........what do i get for a rib? and God created WOMAN Bucktooth
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Shelagh
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PostSubject: Re: and God created WOMAN   and God created WOMAN EmptyTue Feb 05, 2013 8:59 am

That's terrific! lol!
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Ameel
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and God created WOMAN Empty
PostSubject: Re: and God created WOMAN   and God created WOMAN EmptyTue Feb 05, 2013 9:58 am

Shelagh wrote:
That's terrific! lol!

thank yoo and God created WOMAN 591890uuuuu
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PostSubject: Re: and God created WOMAN   and God created WOMAN EmptyMon Feb 25, 2013 3:59 pm

Nice One.

I give you a "LIL".
-->Laugh In Loud. I created for you. Exclamation

Wondering what could God's answer be?

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Abe F. March
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PostSubject: Re: and God created WOMAN   and God created WOMAN EmptyTue Feb 26, 2013 12:39 am

cheers
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Ameel
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PostSubject: Re: and God created WOMAN   and God created WOMAN EmptyTue Feb 26, 2013 1:16 am

i know, right! and God created WOMAN 499995
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PostSubject: Re: and God created WOMAN   and God created WOMAN EmptyTue Feb 26, 2013 1:17 am

thanks buddy geek
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