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PostSubject: Tight with God   Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:13 pm

A 90 year old man goes
in for his yearly physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The
doctor says to George, " George, everything looks great. How are you doing
mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?

George replies, "God
and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He's fixed it so when I get
up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on.
When I'm done, poof! The light goes off."

"Wow, that's
incredible," the doctor says.

A little later in the
day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine!
But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it
true that he gets up during the night, and poof! ... the light goes on in the
bathroom, and when he's done, poof! ... the light goes off?"

"Oh sweet Jesus"
exclaims Ethel. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"
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Abe F. March
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PostSubject: Re: Tight with God   Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:50 pm

Love it. Very Happy
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