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PostSubject: Cell Phone   Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:54 pm

It
is so annoying when people you are with, or stuck with, on trains, planes or in
line at the supermarket or bank are constantly on their cell
phones.





After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat
and closed her eyes. As he train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting
next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud
voice.

"Hi sweetheart! It's Eric. I'm on the
train."

"Yes, I know it's the 6:30 and not the 4:30 but I had a
long meeting."

"No, honey, not with that blond from accounting. It was
with the boss."

"No, sweetheart, you're the only one in my
life."

"Yes, I'm sure, cross my
heart."

Fifteen minutes later
he was still talking loudly. When the young
woman sitting next to Eric had enough, she leaned over and said into his phone, "Eric, hang up the phone and come back
to bed."

Eric
doesn't use his cell phone in public anymore.
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PostSubject: Re: Cell Phone   Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:57 pm

Love it Stephen. Good to have that kind of amunition when faced with similar problems.
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PostSubject: Re: Cell Phone   Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:42 am

What a hoot! Love those jokes that deserve a laugh. :-)
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