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PostSubject: Christmas shopping ...   Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:18 am

It's Christmas Eve and a couple were doing last minute shopping when the husband disappeared. His wife phoned him, "Where are you?"
In a calm voice he replied, "Darling, remember that jewellery shop we went in five years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford and I said one day I'd get for you?"
Her eyes filled with tears. "Yes, I remember," she said.
"Well, I'm in a pub next door to that."

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas shopping ...   Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:54 am

Love it, Shelagh. Very Happy
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