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 My Grandma is a Ninja

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dmondeo
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Registration date : 2009-02-15
Age : 64
Location : UK

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PostSubject: My Grandma is a Ninja   My Grandma is a Ninja EmptyWed Mar 14, 2012 5:47 am

My Grandma is a ninja
she has all the gear
She lives her life the Ninja way
she doesn't have to fear

She wears the ninja clothing
she has the ninja sword
We only gave them as a gift
to stop her getting bored.

She's taken it too seriously
Since she read that ninja book
she pounces on the roof tops
with her ninja rope and hook.

She can hide upon the ceiling
or on the wall above the door
and freaking out poor grandad
as she drops down to the floor.

Grandad nearly had a heart attack
he's told her twice before
that she could finally kill him off
if she does it anymore

We have to tip toe cautiously
if we step in through a door
be alert to what's around us
and keep low to the floor.

I love all my family
I used to love my Grandma most
but I love my grandad best of all
since he became a Ghost!

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Abe F. March
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Registration date : 2008-01-26
Age : 80
Location : Germany

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PostSubject: Re: My Grandma is a Ninja   My Grandma is a Ninja EmptyWed Mar 14, 2012 7:12 am

David, another good one.
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alice
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Number of posts : 15669
Registration date : 2008-10-22
Age : 71
Location : Redmond, WA

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PostSubject: Re: My Grandma is a Ninja   My Grandma is a Ninja EmptyWed Mar 14, 2012 7:42 am

David,

How clever and cute. lol! My Grandma is a Ninja 986286 My Grandma is a Ninja 572534
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