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Betty Fasig
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PostSubject: Six Truths In Life   Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:44 am

Six Truths in Life
1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your neck .
2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.
3. And discover #1 is a lie.
4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face .
I sincerely apologize for this, but I'm an idiot and I needed company. You now have 2 options...delete it, or send it along to put a smile on someone else's face today.

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Abe F. March
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PostSubject: Re: Six Truths In Life   Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:53 am

Betty, you're a riot. Smile
I didn't try it to avoid falling into the idiot category. Perhaps I'll try it when I'm alone and feeling idiotic.
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PostSubject: Re: Six Truths In Life   Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:58 pm

Dear Abe,
I did it all.
First, I stuck my tongue out and looked up at the ceiling. I could do it. I thought, "I must be doing this wrong." So I looked up at the ceiling and THEN stuck my tongue out.
I thought that I must be an exception.

Then I read the rest of the post and snorted! I had been had!

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