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dmondeo
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PostSubject: Ambiguous Job Descriptions   Ambiguous Job Descriptions EmptyThu Nov 24, 2011 5:17 am

Here are some ambiguous UK job descriptions that made me chuckle be warned though I have a naughty sense of humor at times. Twisted Evil Embarassed Wink
Description............................................... My Interpretation
7.5 TONNE DRIVERS.......................... Finally a job for the seriously obese?

AUTOMOTIVE VAG TECHNICIAN...........VAG the Essex buzz word for female parts as in Vagazzle door to door service?

BREAKDOWN RECOVERY OPERATIVE...........Helping those of a nervous disposition get better?

COLDFUSION DEVELOPER......................This just sounds so cool on ones resume.

These are UK descriptions are there any funny US ones?
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Abe F. March
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PostSubject: Re: Ambiguous Job Descriptions   Ambiguous Job Descriptions EmptyThu Nov 24, 2011 5:34 am

On job applications where they ask for name, address, etc., there is a box for "sex" expecting it to be checked (M/F). Answer "yes". It is a good way to get an interview.



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dmondeo
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PostSubject: Re: Ambiguous Job Descriptions   Ambiguous Job Descriptions EmptyThu Nov 24, 2011 5:57 am

I always say yes please Abe.
It's never got me an interview yet. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Ambiguous Job Descriptions   Ambiguous Job Descriptions EmptyThu Nov 24, 2011 7:28 am

David,

Your good humor will get you a great job soon, I hope.
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