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PostSubject: The first person to post here wins   Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:32 am

I win.
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PostSubject: Re: The first person to post here wins   Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:33 am

i lose.
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PostSubject: Re: The first person to post here wins   Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:47 am

I could merge this thread with another so that I win.

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PostSubject: Re: The first person to post here wins   Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:49 am

What do you win, though?
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PostSubject: Re: The first person to post here wins   Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:00 pm

The thrill of victory.

De agony of de feet.
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PostSubject: Re: The first person to post here wins   Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:28 pm

"...wow, another random thread..." went the goblin, adding "...just one question mortal, is there a minimal mental requirement or can most writers post here then..."



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PostSubject: Re: The first person to post here wins   Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:45 pm

... they usually do.

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PostSubject: Re: The first person to post here wins   Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:48 pm

fleamailman wrote:
"adding "...one question mortal, is there a minimal mental requirement"

No, there sure isn't, other than being easily amused.
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PostSubject: Re: The first person to post here wins   Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:55 pm

I defer to those who do not comprehend parody.
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PostSubject: Re: The first person to post here wins   Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:12 pm

Well, in all fairness, I was mostly referring to the Last Post thread.
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PostSubject: Re: The first person to post here wins   Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:55 pm

In all fairness, too, this thread is my quiet way of protesting frivolous threads such as the Last Post thread, so I reckon we are in accordance here, LC.
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PostSubject: Re: The first person to post here wins   Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:55 am

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In all fairness, too, this thread is my quiet way of protesting
frivolous threads such as the Last Post thread, so I reckon we are in
accordance here

"...t'is folly mortals, for your human nature will only desire that you walk ever back and forth between frivolity and sobriety now..." replied the goblin here, adding "...though I suppose we could compromise then, offering our readers serious frivolity with frivolous sobriety, and yet we wouldn't be at all original in doing so now for I believe that "our dear media" has perfected this deception already from many years back..."



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PostSubject: Re: The first person to post here wins   Fri Jul 23, 2010 3:00 am

Methinks thou protests too much.

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PostSubject: Re: The first person to post here wins   Sat Jul 24, 2010 2:02 am

and with that the goblin just put up a sign to help those who had newly turned up on this "fist post" thread then, saying "...wasted effort I know but at least no one can accuse me of not pointing out the folly of their ways then..."

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footnote: readers, if they can actually read that is, might be wondering at this point why they should post on a "first post" thread at all, where the first post has already been won by the thread-starter here, well the answer is that the shouldn't of course, and yet because they shouldn't, and because humans are greedy little creatures anyway, any thread, regardless of thread-title that is, just turns into yet another "last post" thread here as their human nature gets the better of them, for "he who lives for the post dies by the post", death by 2cts worth then

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PostSubject: Re: The first person to post here wins   Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:08 am

("...well, I'm winning here too..." mused the goblin now)

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I make it a point never to read your posts.

"...well that's where we just differ ever so slightly now, in that you don't read my posts and thus go ignorant by it, whereas I read your posts and still go ignorant by it..." replied the goblin simply enough where much simplicity was needed he felt

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