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luigie
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PostSubject: Time for another smile   Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:32 am

My neighbor found out that her dog ( a Schnauzer) could hardly hear,
so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in
the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet
then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this from
recurring, she should go to the chemist and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub
it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady went to the
chemist and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist
told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for
a few days."

The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The
pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of
days."

The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you
must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

Then the pharmacist says, "Well
stay off your bicycle for about a week."
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PostSubject: Re: Time for another smile   Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:43 am

I'm still laughing. Good one.
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