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luigie
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PostSubject: Old age problem   Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:59 am

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet ! (OK so maybe you did ?)


An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'


The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'
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PostSubject: Re: Old age problem   Fri Jun 25, 2010 7:05 am

An elderly,(about 70), white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young blonde at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," he said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.

The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure my check clears so I'll write it now, and you can call the bank on Monday morning to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up on Monday afternoon," he said..

On Monday morning, the jeweler 'phoned the old man and said "Sir, there's no money in that account."

"I know," said the old man, "but let me tell you about my weekend!"
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PostSubject: Re: Old age problem   Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:30 am

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PostSubject: Re: Old age problem   Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:33 am

Good one Al. I qualify age-wise. Now to form some strategy if I can remember what to do.
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PostSubject: Re: Old age problem   Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:19 am

Abe F. March wrote:
Good one Al. I qualify age-wise.
Me, too. As of yesterday.
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PostSubject: Re: Old age problem   Fri Jun 25, 2010 10:59 am

Belated birthday wishes, Al!

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PostSubject: Re: Old age problem   Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:27 am

ROFLMAO!!!

That was great!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Old age problem   Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:13 pm

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"I know," said the old man, "but let me tell you about my weekend!"
C'mon Al tell us about your week-end.
It was a true story, wasn't it?
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