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cwbeasley
Number of posts : 4 Registration date : 2009-12-29
| Subject: Looking for Testimonials Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:04 am | |
| I am looking for a few (5 to 10) Published authors to try my creativity enhancing supplement (Mental Max for Writers(TM)). I will send you a 30 day supply free of charge ($50 value). All I ask is that if it works for you, send me a short testimonial of your experience, along with the name of your best published work and your permission to use it in our marketing materials. If we use your testimonial we will send you 2 more free bottles on our monthly auto-ship program. Please visit our website at writers.omnimaxllc.com for information on the product. If you are interested in participating, please email me with your name and shipping address to: wayne@omnimaxllc.com. I assure you this is no gimmick and will never cost you anything. Thanks. Wayne Beasley. |
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lin Five Star Member
Number of posts : 2753 Registration date : 2008-03-20 Location : Mexico
| Subject: Re: Looking for Testimonials Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:12 am | |
| All right! "The first one's free." Drug pusher's motto for decades. |
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cwbeasley
Number of posts : 4 Registration date : 2009-12-29
| Subject: Looking for Testimonials: lin Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:50 am | |
| "As fire when thrown into water is cooled down and put out, so also a false accusation when brought against a man of the purest and holiest character, boils over and is at once dissipated . . ." Marcus Tullius Cicero |
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lin Five Star Member
Number of posts : 2753 Registration date : 2008-03-20 Location : Mexico
| Subject: Re: Looking for Testimonials Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:44 pm | |
| Hey,Cicero... are you pushing drugs or aren't you? |
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Shelagh Admin
Number of posts : 12662 Registration date : 2008-01-11 Location : UK
| Subject: Re: Looking for Testimonials Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:25 pm | |
| Hi Wayne from Wichita. I don't suffer from writer's block, and I don't have to suffer your spam. |
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cwbeasley
Number of posts : 4 Registration date : 2009-12-29
| Subject: Looking for Testimonials Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:32 pm | |
| Wow! This is one tough room! |
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joefrank Five Star Member
Number of posts : 8210 Registration date : 2008-11-04 Age : 75 Location : Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA
| Subject: Re: Looking for Testimonials Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:16 pm | |
| 1/15/2010 Hi.. You can bet your keister.... Cheers..Joe |
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LC Five Star Member
Number of posts : 5044 Registration date : 2009-03-28
| Subject: Re: Looking for Testimonials Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:39 am | |
| Wow, lots of words on that site, including random links cut and pasted from scientific journals, half of which are broken, the other half of which have nothing to do with your specific product.
Where's the link showing studies of your product and how effective it is? |
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lin Five Star Member
Number of posts : 2753 Registration date : 2008-03-20 Location : Mexico
| Subject: Re: Looking for Testimonials Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:18 pm | |
| The nerve of these people. What's wrong with good, old-fashioned cocaine? |
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Betty Fasig Five Star Member
Number of posts : 4334 Registration date : 2008-06-12 Age : 81 Location : Duette, Florida
| Subject: Re: Looking for Testimonials Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:44 pm | |
| The new cocaine is laced with viagra. I imagine that would unlock your block. It is a question of any one wanting to read what you thought up or wrote while unblocked. The mind does boggle. In the olden days, opium and morphine were the drugs that transported the mind past the everyday ordeal, eased the pain of house women who never took a bath and looked forward to the wig-ed husband"s haughty and masculine visitations. Not that I remember any of that, you understand. Love,. Betty |
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joefrank Five Star Member
Number of posts : 8210 Registration date : 2008-11-04 Age : 75 Location : Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA
| Subject: Re: Looking for Testimonials Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:45 pm | |
| 1/15/2010 I'm stunned ! Cheers.Joe |
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Betty Fasig Five Star Member
Number of posts : 4334 Registration date : 2008-06-12 Age : 81 Location : Duette, Florida
| Subject: Re: Looking for Testimonials Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:57 pm | |
| Dear Joe, I have been stunned since birth! The whole of life is amazing in the ways you know and I know and it will not be less amazing each day. Thank you for being my friend. You are steadfast and beautiful. I will have to have an animall character in your honor in my new book. Perhaps a cat named Joe. Love, Betty |
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joefrank Five Star Member
Number of posts : 8210 Registration date : 2008-11-04 Age : 75 Location : Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA
| Subject: Re: Looking for Testimonials Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:25 pm | |
| 1/16/2010 Dear Betty.. I would be honored , he has to have large green eyes.... Love Joe |
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Betty Fasig Five Star Member
Number of posts : 4334 Registration date : 2008-06-12 Age : 81 Location : Duette, Florida
| Subject: Re: Looking for Testimonials Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:37 pm | |
| Dear Joe, He will, but sometimes they will be sky blue. Love, Betty |
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lin Five Star Member
Number of posts : 2753 Registration date : 2008-03-20 Location : Mexico
| Subject: Re: Looking for Testimonials Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:36 pm | |
| Robin Williams once said, "Great drug, cocaine. Makes you horny and impotent." So we could forsee medications for writers that free one's blocks, but make us too stupid to say anything. Probably expensive. |
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dkchristi Five Star Member
Number of posts : 8594 Registration date : 2008-12-29 Location : Florida
| Subject: Re: Looking for Testimonials Sat Jan 16, 2010 5:00 pm | |
| The cost of shipping my friend - the cost of shipping is the source of profits for "free" drugs. |
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lin Five Star Member
Number of posts : 2753 Registration date : 2008-03-20 Location : Mexico
| Subject: Re: Looking for Testimonials Sat Jan 16, 2010 5:38 pm | |
| So it's basically like eBay? |
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cwbeasley
Number of posts : 4 Registration date : 2009-12-29
| Subject: Re: Looking for Testimonials Sun Jan 24, 2010 1:24 pm | |
| Hi everybody! It's the Mental Max guy back from a brief siesta. Let me try to answer your questions. Mr. Lin, I'm a supplement marketer, not a drug pusher. You probably prefer book marketer to drivel pusher. Hmm? I am simply seeking product testimonials not sales; there is no catch, no shipping and no hidden agenda. (I hate that on Ebay, too). If anyone out there is interested, just tell me where to mail it and I'll send you a bottle to try. If it makes your life better, just write a couple of sentences about it and we're done. If you think it sucks, I'd like to hear about that, too. I fixed the broken link in my references. There are thousands of clinical studies on my ingredients on Pubmed if you're that nerdy. I actually invested a lot of money and time in this venture and I wouldn't have if the stuff didn't work. I apologize if this is considered spam. I didn't think it would be, since I'm not trying to sell anything and I'm the only one who has anything to lose here. Wayne Writers.OmniMaxLLC.com |
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lin Five Star Member
Number of posts : 2753 Registration date : 2008-03-20 Location : Mexico
| Subject: Re: Looking for Testimonials Sun Jan 24, 2010 9:37 pm | |
| Actually, I prefer the term "Drivel Pusher" and have it on my business card.It's SPAM because this is a writing forum and this doesn't have anything to do with writing, despite your ham handed attempt to fake it by subsituting "writers block" for "impotence" in the copy. So come on, what's the street price of this stuff? |
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