The Twelve Days of Christmas Parody

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
An empty inkjet cartridge
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Two coffee filters
And an empty inkjet cartridge
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Three links of chain
Two coffee filters
And an empty inkjet cartridge
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Four lumps of anthracite
Three links of chain
Two coffee filters
And an empty inkjet cartridge
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Five dollar bills
Four lumps of anthracite
Three links of chain
Two coffee filters
And an empty inkjet cartridge
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Six tubs of lard
Five dollar bills
Four lumps of anthracite
Three links of chain
Two coffee filters
And an empty inkjet cartridge
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Seven burnt out light bulbs
Six tubs of lard
Five dollar bills
Four lumps of anthracite
Three links of chain
Two coffee filters
And an empty inkjet cartridge
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eight double As
Seven burnt out light bulbs
Six tubs of lard
Five dollar bills
Four lumps of anthracite
Three links of chain
Two coffee filters
And an empty inkjet cartridge
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Nine BIC pens
Eight double As
Seven burnt out light bulbs
Six tubs of lard
Five dollar bills
Four lumps of anthracite
Three links of chain
Two coffee filters
And an empty inkjet cartridge
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Ten floppy discs
Nine BIC pens
Eight double As
Seven burnt out light bulbs
Six tubs of lard
Five dollar bills
Four lumps of anthracite
Three links of chain
Two coffee filters
And an empty inkjet cartridge
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eleven Phillips screws
Ten floppy discs
Nine BIC pens
Eight double As
Seven burnt out light bulbs
Six tubs of lard
Five dollar bills
Four lumps of anthracite
Three links of chain
Two coffee filters
And an empty inkjet cartridge
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Twelve fake gemstones
Eleven Phillips Screws
Ten floppy discs
Nine BIC pens
Eight double As
Seven burnt out light bulbs
Six tubs of lard
Five dollar bills
Four lumps of anthracite
Three links of chain
Two coffee filters
And an empty inkjet cartridge