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Abe F. March
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PostSubject: Daily Smile   Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:20 am

The daily smile.  We make it a point to find something to smile about the first thing in the morning.  Trump has been a good source for a belly laugh.  The latest is where he is complaining about Canadians coming over the border to buy American shoes and scuff them before taking them back over the border to avoid paying tariffs  on new shoes. 
The door bell rang this morning and my wife answered.  When she came in I asked her who it was and she said it was the Jehova Witnesses further stating that they wouldn’t be back. “ How do you know that?” I inquired.  She said, “I told them that I was a Muslim.”
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Smile   Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:35 am

Your wife is a genius.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Smile   Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:47 pm

Yes she is, Alice.  Although the body is suffering, her mind is still sharp
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Smile   Wed Jun 20, 2018 3:22 pm

I recently received a scam phone call. The oriental caller began his pitch with: "How are you today?"
"Not very well," I replied.
He hung up.

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PostSubject: Re: Daily Smile   Wed Jun 20, 2018 4:02 pm

Good for you.
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PostSubject: Re: Daily Smile   Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:56 pm

Good response.  Throwing them a curve ball upsets their sales pitch.
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